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S3 E13 Prepping for the Holidays

Celia & Alex Season 3 Episode 13

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What happens when a "low-key" girls' weekend takes a detour? Spoiler: sangrias, and Bloody Marys. From hilarious videos to chaotic fun, we’re spilling all the tea on the unforgettable memories and a few next-day headaches.

Then, we dive into Thanksgiving prep chaos—think over-salted dishes, stuffing secrets, and family drama that only the holidays can bring. Add in quirky traditions like turkey trots in PJs and karaoke, plus juicy Reddit wedding drama and a life-saving 911 call disguised as a pizza order.

This episode is all about laughter, love, and the resilience that gets us through it all. Don't miss it!

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Speaker 1:

Welcome to the no Wine Left Behind podcast, where we truly leave no wine behind. I'm Alex.

Speaker 2:

And I'm Celia. We are here in the studio together, sharing ups and downs, frustrations and funny moments of our daily adventures.

Speaker 1:

So grab your favorite glass, join us as we raise our voices Together, we'll dive into the drama of life as we see it, and we're back in person. I feel like this is so weird. Here we are I was gonna say I feel like I haven't seen you in forever. I saw you yesterday, but, like this, I feel like I haven't seen you in forever, did you?

Speaker 2:

see? Oh yeah, I did see you yesterday. Oh my god, this last few days has been a blur.

Speaker 1:

Yes, you've been all over the place yes, I had a very long weekend.

Speaker 2:

It started thursday, went into friday, saturday, and then sunday was supposed to be early one. It was kind of early, but I still, so I didn. I didn't, I wasn't going to drink yesterday and I'm like I'm not going to drink, I'm just going to drink water. And I was talking to my friend. She was like, yeah, I just get like soda water and lime and whatever. It looks like I have a drink and no one supplies it. I'm like, okay, yeah, we get there, want sangria, want sangria. I was like, okay, so we have sangria. It was great. Then like I was craving a bloody mary all day and I'm like I really want a bloody mary. So it was probably six o'clock at night and I had a bloody mary. And this guy comes over to me. He's like a little late for a bloody mary, don't you?

Speaker 2:

think I'm like no, I know absolutely not. I needed this and um, then I ended up having another one because the first one was so fucking good, um, so yeah, I've been wanting a bloody mary too I was thinking about those all weekend. Never got one, but I was like I want a buddy yeah yeah, maybe this upcoming weekend yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2:

So yeah, it was good we got home early, but I was still tired. I'm so glad I was off today yeah veterans day, by the way oh, true, true yeah that's right so yeah, yeah, here we are, yeah, dazed and confused, but still trucking along.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I had to rally, I, yeah. And here we are, yeah, dazed and confused, but still trucking along.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, rally, I had to rally. I had to rally for this he's like you were gonna get rid of the baby and just like, oh relax no, I just thought something else was going on and then I was like, okay, that's not happening, so let me just kind of get my shit together. So yeah, but that's fine, I'm here, it's life I'm here in one piece. Yeah, my brain isn't, but the rest of me is yeah, I mean, you look great, you look fine.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, you're a little tired again.

Speaker 2:

This has been like almost like a bender, like for god's sakes, yeah, yeah, but I have to say it was. We had the best time. So let me rewind. We had a girls weekend up north at the condo and it was so freaking fun.

Speaker 1:

Like I saw you guys using the shot ski.

Speaker 2:

We were going oh, yeah, we were friday, I get so happy when I see people use it. Saturday, sunday it was yeah, it was a good time. But Friday I went a little hard. Saturday I woke up I felt fine, like my stomach was just bothering me, but then, like midday, I started with a headache, like it just came out of the blue.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, mine come in waves now. And then I started with a headache. Like it just came out of the blue yeah, mine coming waves now and then.

Speaker 2:

I had it to probably like six o'clock at night. Finally it went away. But I'm like wow, I didn't even wake up with a headache hangover, it was just a headache, headache, yeah, so that was so. Because of that I kind of took it slow Saturday. So then Sunday I woke up like totally fine ready to go Sunday.

Speaker 2:

I was like all right, I just was really tired, but yeah, so then I we got home early, we were able to, like, relax, do whatever we needed to do. Yeah, then we went to um chrissy's bar thirsty, yeah, and we um saw this um girl. Her name is neely and she, I think she was on one of those um music shows. I'm not sure which one, so I'm not going to try to guess, but she was on one, I don't know how recent or whatever, but yeah, she's a singer and she's amazing. Oh, that's so nice. So we hung out, we watched her. Then, yeah, that was it that was it.

Speaker 2:

I literally woke up this morning and forgot that I saw you.

Speaker 1:

Like I literally woke up this morning and forgot that I saw you, like I literally. Well, it was brief, it was a quick interaction, yeah.

Speaker 2:

I totally forgot that. I saw you and I was going to oh, you know what I was going to tell you what I and this is what I forgot about, cause this morning I woke up and I thought about the video that Sabrina posted Me, ted meeting on the dance floor in 1986. And then all of a sudden he comes up behind her and is doing like disco moves. I'm like wait, that wouldn't have been 1986.

Speaker 1:

Oh, definitely not these two are hysterical?

Speaker 2:

Definitely not. I was dying, I was laughing so hard and I wanted to like mention that. Like oh my God, wasn't that so funny? And I got to last night mentioned that. Like oh my god, wasn't that so funny and I forgot to last night I don't know why or how, but those guys are crazy, oh my god, he was nuts yeah, he's so crazy. He fell asleep on the way here and then he woke up and then went back to sleep like an hour later, but yeah he's so funny, we're going to bed.

Speaker 2:

I'm tired, but yeah it was good, it was fun. We had a really good time, went to a lot of good places, um yeah, it's great, and while you were away, we started a family group.

Speaker 1:

Note oh yeah of all the things that we're going to contribute for thanksgiving um am I pronouncing it correctly.

Speaker 2:

Correctly, um hold on. When I saw it, I was like sangs gibbling songs giving.

Speaker 1:

It's songs giving because we're spanish and that's how we say songs giving, sounds giving songs, giving songs.

Speaker 2:

I'm like thanks gibbling. What does that mean?

Speaker 1:

I'm giving and we're contributing because I think sounds giving.

Speaker 2:

No, I don't like that. I don't like the spanish version. I just call it thanksgiving, oh my god. Or or family giving, or let's call it something else.

Speaker 1:

Sounds giving, oh no you're so fresh it triggers me when you say it that way the family is contributing a lot so I'm proud of I am actually the younger one very um, I was impressed by that.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I um woke up to what's our thanksgiving menu gonna be, or whatever. That was my text message. I'm like thanksgiving. I'm like it's nine o'clock in the morning, I have no idea. It's so early away, it's so soon, so I didn't respond because I really didn't know how to respond. Of course I don't know. We're going to have turkey. You know the regular stuff, right, and all of a sudden, a little while later, everybody starts.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, this and this and this.

Speaker 2:

And I was like, oh wow, everybody's gonna contribute, yeah, and, and that's fantastic, yeah. So, like I think I just have to do the turkey yep potatoes. And now the sweet, not sweet potatoes. What are those orange ones that nobody really likes?

Speaker 1:

those potatoes? Oh, is this sweet potato? Yeah, oh, okay, yeah, but bianca's doing something with those. Oh, is she?

Speaker 2:

yeah, so I'm not doing that.

Speaker 1:

You gotta check the list but you know what I was thinking that's her ducking. I would have that. That's cool, right. I just had to like remember what that is exactly. It's a chicken, yes, and a duck and a turkey I'd have it all 100%, I would do it, that sounds wild. I love duck. A lot of people don't. I love duck A lot of people don't?

Speaker 2:

I love duck, but I just wonder like cooking the three of them together and the different fats and the different juices?

Speaker 1:

I'm sure there's a TikTok to walk through it. What the hell is that going to taste like? Ask, fucking ChatGPT.

Speaker 2:

Hmm, turducken, yeah, so that's what I'm thinking, that would be so interesting.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, and it feels like we're gonna have multiple turkeys.

Speaker 2:

so if the turducken doesn't work out, we'll just have regular turkey yeah, yeah, that's true, and like I don't know if he plans on deep frying again this year, but that turkey was so good, so good yeah yeah, I think we ate more of the deep fried turkey than the regular turkey. Last year, yeah, but so, yeah, so like that's like a new tradition though for us, because usually I do all the cooking wow, you guys will bring like wine or dessert this came about.

Speaker 1:

whatever, someone who shall remain nameless although I'm sure you can guess who this person is, and I'll I'll say this the politically correct way she didn't want a bland Thanksgiving, so that's why the list was created.

Speaker 2:

Oh, bland, so bland wasn't the word that she used.

Speaker 1:

I'll tell you afterwards the words that she used Wow, but to sum, it up. So I'm not as excited about it.

Speaker 2:

Then, as I was, I was like, oh wow, that's so cute, they're going to help.

Speaker 1:

So I think everyone except for her genuinely wants to contribute. She is contributing just so she can ensure that her food isn't bland she's so fresh.

Speaker 2:

Because her food is salty as shit. Fucking you need like fucking you need like fucking. You end up with cankles by the time you're done with Thanksgiving dinner. Her food's so fucking salty Like you're fucking dehydrated because the salt is literally like shriveling you up.

Speaker 1:

You should see the TikToks of like the recipes that she's making and it's just like adding shit and then adding shit and then adding shit. And I'm like what are they cooking the food? Because they just keep adding shit. They're so hard and she wants to make like four things. Yeah, she's not doing all that she's not doing all.

Speaker 2:

that she's not doing all that it's so funny, I guarantee you she shows up with one item, maybe two, and that's the thing when it comes to thanksgiving. What people don't understand younger people is it's hard. People start that shit prior like days in advance. Nobody gets up on thanksgiving morning, so it's cooking like everything people been cooking for like a week.

Speaker 2:

They free shit, they you know what I mean they prep, they marinate, they do all these things like I. If she shows up with 17 items, then that means she'd been cooking for a month, because no one's getting up on Thanksgiving day and cooking all those things. No way, no, unless you're a chef and you, you know, professional chef. But other than that, cause I start cooking a few days in advance, it's just not possible, no. And then, especially when you're cooking for multiple, what do I cook for?

Speaker 1:

Probably like 30 people At least come here, because people come and go, yeah, and you got people come for dessert and they have multiple plates, yeah.

Speaker 2:

And you can take food home. So, yeah, it's a lot of stuff. Yeah, so she'll learn someday. She will learn someday, when I really hope she makes these, because then she's going to make them and complain about it all day and how long she cooked it. And I'm going to go and that's why we have a bland. I just don't have the energy to like make five thousand different things.

Speaker 2:

So if you're not happy with the sweet potato, the green beans, the stuffing, the mashed potatoes, the stuff that you've been eating for 30 years, and it's all good, because, I'm sorry, if I remember correctly, she loves my fucking stuffing, yep. So I just make the basic stuff Right. Every now and then I'll get real daring and I'll try to make my own cranberry sauce, or I'll do a green bean casserole, or I don't know. I always do the carrots with the brown sugars.

Speaker 1:

I have pictures of the carrots last time Last year, because you had them.

Speaker 2:

They look like really nice. They look like really nice carrots. They're little, they're like this big and they have a little stem on them. I still have a picture. I'm going to find those this year. They're little, they're like this big and they have a little stem on them. I still have a picture. I'm going to find those this year. I love those and they look so fancy, you know. So I'm going to do my best.

Speaker 1:

I enjoy it. I enjoy it so much. But in the spirit of Thanksgiving, I was looking up funny or like quirky Thanksgiving traditions that other people might do, so here's a list of some. One of them is a turkey trot. What's that? I've heard of it, but I don't know what it is. So instead of dressing up, family members wear their silliest pajamas for a turkey trot. So just imagine a whole group of turkeys in flannel and onesies running around the neighborhood.

Speaker 2:

No. No thanks, that sounds stupid All right Hand turkey competition Okay.

Speaker 1:

I think it's more for like kids. Where you like do this thing, and then you make a turkey out of your hand.

Speaker 2:

I did probably 5,000 of those in my day.

Speaker 1:

I can only imagine Thanksgiving bingo. Oh, that sounds fun. That would be funny yeah.

Speaker 2:

Especially like later in the day.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah, when everyone's a little, we should probably do something like that and the prize can be like nips or something. Yeah, that would be fun, cute, yeah, uh, this was this would be dangerous for us. Someone or everyone bring a mystery side dish. So you bring a side dish, but you don't say in advance what you're bringing. Okay, well then, you guys probably probably shouldn't have created that note so some people in the past have bought, uh, or brought spicy cranberry sauce creepy yeah, that sounds no or pumpkin flavored mashed potatoes no, no absolutely not um.

Speaker 1:

Some folks have a turkey pinata um, that's okay.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I don't mind that. That would be more fun. Well, I mean, depending on what's in it, that would be like an adult pinata and a kid pinata yeah, uh, thanksgiving karaoke, that's fun. Yeah, we like karaoke so that wouldn't really be a thanksgiving tradition and just be part of our normal family get together uh, wishbone wrestling.

Speaker 1:

What do we normally do with the wishbone here? I don't really remember we break it, but we do it oh, okay, like we break it because because the wishbone.

Speaker 2:

You don't usually get it out until you literally rip the entire turkey apart and when people are cleaning it, to shred it up for soup and sandwiches, and all that once you have the, the bot, the carcass, the whatever it's in there yeah, so you don't, no one really sees that except the person that's tearing it up, and yeah, kind of a night, yeah, so uh, and then you gotta let it dry, so give it, so it gives a good snap, oh yeah, all right, a little uh advice there yeah, you gotta like, once you take it out because it's moisture, it's been cooked, yeah.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that's a good point. I have always taken it out and then, like I put it on a napkin, just let it dry out and then you. So, because one time we did it and not and it was like rubber, it just kept just, we're doing this.

Speaker 1:

It was stupid like it wouldn't break.

Speaker 2:

So I'm like, okay, we that needs to be dried and then we can do whatever with it sounds very desirable yeah uh, leftover potluck on black friday.

Speaker 1:

So almost like a thanksgiving part two where you invite like people that you didn't see on thanksgiving okay to come over and do that shit.

Speaker 2:

Uh, a post thanksgiving bonfire oh, that would be nice, except right now there's a drought yeah and everything.

Speaker 2:

I don't know if there's actually a drought but I know there's a, there's a um, don't mind me, I have really bad allergies um, every, I don't know if it. I'm gonna say it's a job, because it hasn't really rained like it rained the other not last night, I think, it was a teeny tiny bit. Then the other night, same thing, a little drizzle, but we haven't got a good rain. No, in a in a couple of weeks, yeah, and there's actually um a ban on fire.

Speaker 2:

Uh, outdoor fires, um, across the whole um state. So they're like when you go down the highway, you know the big sign that flashes with like the speed limit or amber alert. It literally says it on there and everything. Like they just don't want people burning because the slightest little spark, yeah, can cause like a, like a whole thing scary, like what happened in salem and was happening in middleton, yep, um, so I guess even like your grass can get so dry that they warn people about mowing because the, the friction it could cause like a spark and that could end up like catching on. I don't know, yeah, isn't that wild. I never even think about that. So, yeah, so we couldn't probably do that unless we get a good rain in the next couple of. Yeah, but the way the weather's been, it's all over the place. I would totally do a bonfire, christmas, uh, thanksgiving night, as long as if it was 50s, 40s, yeah, because it's so freaking nice.

Speaker 1:

Right, it's been 70s. I know it makes me nervous for December Close to 80. Like, what are we going to get in December?

Speaker 2:

I read a while back that we were going to have another mild winter this year. So the skiers, snowmobilers.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, and that sucked last year. Yeah, big time, yeah I. Skiers, snowmobilers yeah, that sucked last year. Yeah, yeah, big time. Yeah, I do remember last two winters have been very mild.

Speaker 2:

A lot of the ski, mobile trails didn't really open, but like we had to go way out to pittsburgh like way way, out yeah, in order to do that, but locally there wasn't really nothing. So so and I think this year is might be more of the same from what I've read, but we'll see. I don't mind it. No, definitely not. If it stays like this for the whole winter, I'll be happy, yeah. I don't need you know fucking blizzard, no Fuck that, and it's good for my eating bill.

Speaker 1:

You know what I'm surprised about too.

Speaker 2:

I can't believe that we haven't gotten more rain with all the hurricanes we've gotten. Yeah, because typically, um, when it we get all these hurricanes down south, we get like tropical storm, rainy, sure you know it kind of lingers here a little bit.

Speaker 1:

That hasn't happened how wild is that the alien. They're sleeping, so it must be the direction of what?

Speaker 2:

the way the hurricanes are going, and they're not coming this way, they're going out, I don't know. Yeah, whatever, yeah, yeah, it's wild, so I have no idea.

Speaker 1:

I don't know how this shit works, I just like it.

Speaker 2:

I just I don't like hurricanes, but I like this, I like this weather. I don't like hurricanes. I will never live down south far enough where there'll be hurricanes. I think South Carolina they do get hit here and there, yeah, but I can handle that. Yeah, florida, one after another after another, no thank you.

Speaker 1:

I don't know what I could take Because, also like tornadoes, I wouldn't want to experience that.

Speaker 2:

No.

Speaker 1:

Hurricane no.

Speaker 2:

No.

Speaker 1:

What else is there? I'd be like we're forgetting something. Oh, like an earthquake. I wouldn't want to experience an earthquake.

Speaker 2:

Like in California they have like those mudslide things, a landslide, mudslide. I feel like snow is fine. We get bad forest fires in California too. Like I think we have a get a little bit of snow and then it's gone. Yeah, like what is the worst we experience? Yeah, snow, I don it. Maybe freezing temperatures, but again it's a couple days yeah, yeah, you know, just figure it out.

Speaker 2:

Things don't really get destroyed. Well, your pipes do, but that's you know. Yeah, I'd rather have my pipes burst than my whole house get taken away by a fucking hurricane yeah, yeah, yeah, that's, you can figure that out, but don't don't burst pipes oh god don't, don't burst on me stay good, did knock on wood or something that's there's no wood around, you have to say

Speaker 2:

that oh wait, there's wood right here there we go, that's a little bit. No, it's fine. All right, we keep our heat. We don't go about that. Watch, I'll wake up tomorrow. Paper a lot of pepper bars well, there's a plumber in the house. We haven't had a house plumber, but we're good to go will he fix it? I'm like the cobbler's wife. Have you heard of the cobbler's wife? Where he fixed all the shoes for all the people, but this woman was in bare feet because all her shoes were fucked up.

Speaker 1:

So yeah, but he can hear you.

Speaker 2:

I'm sure you're gonna be in trouble yeah, I know a person who was an electrician and they, like nothing, ever worked in their house. Light switches, fucking outdoor lighting. That's crazy but, he used to go up every day do people's electrical work like okay, it's different when it's your own.

Speaker 2:

You just don't want to fucking be bothered yeah, but then the family suffers because you know, if you have a broken toilet and your plumber guy's out fixing someone else's broken toilet and then you come home and well, you know what I mean. Yeah, it'd be best kind of a bummer. Yeah, I would not be happy. No, we won't go there.

Speaker 1:

That's great, it's just oh my god, uh, okay, so how about another funny story that I came across? So mother invites her son and daughter-in-law over for dinner and cooks nothing for the vegan daughter-in-law wait, she doesn't cook her food so she cooks food, oh, but so she couldn't eat the meat.

Speaker 1:

None of it was vegan well, the vegetables now the vegetables were sauteed in like butter and stuff which are not vegan. So she made a veggie soup and the son was like cool, love, that tell me more about. Like what's in it? How did you make it fucking chicken stock?

Speaker 2:

oh, wow um why does she hate her like?

Speaker 1:

oh my god she made mac and cheese, fried chicken, jambalaya, banana pudding, pudding mother-in-laws are so oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, crazy, crazy.

Speaker 1:

So that's funny. They were like going thing by thing because also trying to like educate her, the daughter-in-law was the wife was. The son was like no, my mom's an asshole, like she would 100% did this on purpose, didn't even like put forth any any, any energy even to talk about to have the conversation. Like make a fucking salad. They come in a bag. Now, oh wow, I'm gonna open it and put it in a bowl, like showing up for thanksgiving dinner and you can't eat anything awful.

Speaker 1:

So she, the mom, was like well, I'll just pick the shrimp out of the jambalaya. No, that's not how it works, ma'am. Um, yep, she. Her response was why can't she just eat normally for one day? Oh, okay, that's, that's nice, that's awesome.

Speaker 2:

Um, she also said it's not like she's allergic to it or anything that's her personal preference, but there are people who actually get sick if they eat meat. I actually work with someone who's a vegan and he was telling us a story about he went to a friend's house for dinner and he doesn't know if the girlfriend did this on purpose or not, but she made like chili or something I forget what it was that she made and he, they know he's vegan, so he just assumed it was vegan beef.

Speaker 2:

She used I don't know impossible meat, whatever the heck it's called, and he ate it and he, all of a sudden, within 30 minutes he was not feeling well unbelievable. He was like sick to his stomach. He had to leave and then called his buddy and he was like hey, do you know what she put in that chili? Because I'm like really sick, right scram beef. That's just awful. And she knew he was vegan awful. So I feel like she did it on purpose. I don't know, maybe, maybe she has some beef with him 100 because so she fed him beef.

Speaker 2:

No, that wasn't funny no, that was funny.

Speaker 1:

It was awful, though, like at one point, because if it was chili as an example, it's not an easy process, like there's things that you do to make the chili like it's a thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So at some point, while you're doing this, it the thought one thousand percent crossed her mind and she said fuck it, I'm all in oh my god, my mom's, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2:

So here's another story Well, not all of them but so I have a story for you after, unless you tell me it first.

Speaker 1:

This one's a Okay. This one's a quick one. Groom kicks his mother out of the wedding for bringing his ex as her plus one, Plus one.

Speaker 2:

That's the story.

Speaker 1:

I was gonna. I read that. I was like this bitch, yeah. So it was actually a super popular reddit. Am I the asshole? People were sounding off I saw that comments. I saw that, yeah, yeah, oh, so his mother had such an affinity for his ex-girlfriend. Yep and they had broken up, like three or five years prior to him getting married, mm-hmm and his parents divorced, so his dad brought his new wife. His mom, not yet remarried, decided to bring the ex-girlfriend that she missed so much.

Speaker 2:

And did he ask her to leave Both of them? He asked them to leave. Yeah, yep, and it was like is he the asshole for?

Speaker 1:

asking.

Speaker 2:

I think she's totally the fucking asshole 100%, totally 100%. And it reminded me of something someone else would say she who shall remain nameless 100% Totally. I just don't understand.

Speaker 1:

People are fucking stupid. I don't understand and people are fucking. I don't understand. And if that were me, I couldn't be. I don't think I could be with someone whose mom was like that. I couldn't I wouldn't be able to separate the two.

Speaker 2:

No, no I I could not do it. If your mom is bitchy and catty and like out for blood, yes, you and your mom can fuck off right like.

Speaker 1:

If she can't at least play nice and be respectful, right? Why am I here for thanksgiving dinner and I can't eat a thing?

Speaker 2:

yeah no, right, right, crazy. Yeah, no, that's, that was that.

Speaker 1:

That's the craziest why am I marrying you? Yeah no, and your mother brings your ex-girlfriend. What immediately out?

Speaker 2:

yeah out. Yeah, I agree. No, I agree, that is the wildest. That's so funny how we read the same story. Yeah, I love it it was crazy there was another one too.

Speaker 2:

It was this, another wedding one, I can't remember. Um, the details of it was a lot about a month or two ago. I read it and it was something about the mother-in-law did something and not. I read that one, but it was another one and the mother-in-law and the groom ended up like in a big battle unbelievable. Like the mother of the groom, she ended up in a big battle because she did something fucking crazy at the wedding. Why it's?

Speaker 2:

like what the fuck? Why, like, why are you trying to run these people's fucking, one of the most?

Speaker 1:

important days of their life and it's such a public fucking day.

Speaker 2:

That's the other thing I wonder if I still have it on here.

Speaker 1:

It that's just the wildest thing ever if it was just something that like happened, like the thanksgiving dinner thing. Yes, of course it sucks, but it's in front of family, it's in your home, it's an isolated incident unless you fucking share it with the world. Yeah, read it then, right nobody's gonna know, yeah, yeah, oh, here's who was.

Speaker 2:

There is another one. I read a bride kicks her mother out of her wedding after she showed up uninvited. Oh, so she had cut contact with her. The mother found out she was getting married and she just showed up, so so the bride was like peace out, that's rough. Yep, yep. She was estranged from her for nearly three years and her mother flew across the country and crashed her wedding. No, people are fucking insane. People are insane.

Speaker 1:

And very selfish, like so many thoughts. Yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, why why?

Speaker 2:

I don't know, but I read another story that was really interesting and like sad at the same time, so I'm gonna like change the whole tone of this, but it's important. This is a warning to others. Oh god, did you hear about the woman that called 9-1-1 pretending to order a pizza to save herself from being raped? No, she was being held like in her home or something and the guy was like gonna, I don't know what he was doing to her, but um, she, um. It said that they caught a man trying to rape a woman in an open field soon after she tipped them off through a 911 call. She was pretending to order pizza. So this is a different one, though, because the other one it was like in an apartment or something, but she called 911 and I actually this is the article, the other one I actually heard the recording and in the 911 operator was like I think it was on tmz or something, right, do you remember that? So she was.

Speaker 2:

So this is a whole nother one. She must have saw the other story and said I'm going to do the same thing, but she was calling 911, and she was like hi, I want to order a pizza, and like she started saying all this random shit. So then the 911 operator caught on and then she was like is he in the house? Say pepperoni if he is and say plain if he's not. And then she'd be like, oh, pepperoni, and like. So she kept asking her questions that were pizza related to try to figure out what was going on. Yeah, and like the whole time to probably the guy it sounded like she was ordering pizza, sure, so yeah, unbelievable and then finally you can hear the guy in the background going all right and yelling and like, like.

Speaker 2:

So I think like that story where I think the guy was in her apartment like abusing her and whatever right she was trying to get away, and then this story sounds like the girl was going to get raped in a field or something unbelievable thank god for that 9-1-1 operator, because some 9-1 911 operators are fucking brutal, they're mean or they're dumb as shit oh, yeah, yeah, that, that, that I'll tell you, that was fucking clue that one was on it like she, I don't know what the girl.

Speaker 2:

The girl just said a bunch of stuff and that, and I don't want to operate it like caught quick, and then she just started firing off questions and but you know what she did? She kind of fucked her up a little bit because she, she let the call go too long, uh, and that's why the guy was like all right, all right, all right, hang on. Oh, let's take you out, I want to order pizza. And you can hear him in the background getting like aggravated.

Speaker 2:

So the 911 operator kind of kept, almost could have gotten her in more trouble or hurt even more because she kept her on too long. Yeah, yeah, you know, the girl had given her the address, she had already figured out something was wrong, right, okay, we're gonna send people now and hang up the like. I know they're not supposed to hang up, but in some cases you probably have to hang out, sure, like in that case, because she was pretending to order a pizza, right. So, yeah, so that could have got her, you know, but must have all worked out. So crazy. It's fucking crazy. People are nuts, people are freaking nuts people are nuts, but not me.

Speaker 1:

Why not?

Speaker 2:

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