No Whine Left Behind
"No Whine Left Behind" is the podcast that serves up a blend of real talk while sipping cocktails. Join your hosts Celia and Alex as we dive into life’s ups and downs, share wild stories we’ve read, and chat about the everyday family drama we all know too well.
No Whine Left Behind
S3 E9 Read the label or suffer
From a simple tequila pic to a full-blown family fiesta, we dive into the chaos of family life, packed weekends, and hilarious mishaps. Ever had a health scare that spiraled into endless doctor visits? We’ve been there, too. And, in celeb news—Britney marries herself?! Tune in as we unpack that wild moment, plus the latest on Diddy, Kanye, and more. Laugh, relate, and roll your eyes with us in this fun, unfiltered episode!
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Speaker 2:I'm Alex and I'm Celia. We are here in the studio together, sharing ups and downs, frustrations and funny moments of our daily adventures.
Speaker 1:So grab your favorite glass join us as we raise our voices Together, we'll dive into the drama of life as we see it. Welcome, welcome, hello, there Another week.
Speaker 2:Yeah, another day, another. I really don't have anything to add to that.
Speaker 1:I feel like it's all been a blur. Don't ask me what I've done, because I don't fucking remember.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, you know, I can agree with that, because I've been like last weekend, the weekend before I think, the weekend before that I had stuff Friday, saturday, like every single day. So then, like I would go to work on Monday, how was your weekend, what's going on, what'd you do? And I would go to work on Monday, how was your weekend, what's going on, what did you do? And I would pause because I couldn't remember, because it was so much, it's so much. I'm like hold on, give me a minute. And then I'm like, oh, that's right, I did this and this. Right, there was one weekend I think it was. What was the? Was it Columbus Day weekend that just passed? What?
Speaker 3:was the.
Speaker 2:Columbus Day weekend that just passed.
Speaker 1:We did something Thursday, friday, saturday, sunday and Monday. I was like, oh God.
Speaker 2:I need to rest. It's a lot, it was a lot, it's a lot.
Speaker 1:It really was, and then, on the opposite, I feel like I go into a weekend with maybe plans on one day. But then our family is so big that someone calls and rallies the troops, the troops, and it's like all right, guess, I gotta guess I gotta go Gotta rally. Gotta go, yeah, yeah. So that's been my instance two weekends in a row now. Yeah, I'm tired.
Speaker 2:But we always end up having fun Like it's like. It's like remember last weekend, not the weekend that just passed, the weekend before that. No it was Saturday. We were like oh, the weekend with Gary, we were supposed to have everyone over, and then like no one came, and you came over and you're like where is everybody? I thought everyone was coming over.
Speaker 3:Oh yes, and all of a sudden.
Speaker 2:Gary goes. Gary and I went to the liquor store and he goes. Send a picture of the tequila. Guaranteed people will be here within 30 minutes. Yeah, sure enough, 30 minutes. No lie, people were either texting or arriving and before you know it, we had like 10 people here.
Speaker 1:It was wild, it was fun, it was. It was fun, though, and that's what I mean. I come and I'm like, oh yeah, it'll just be like a chill night, no, and then I'm here until like four in the morning, yeah, but to your point, like it never gets old no, like we're just so fortunate yeah some people bill is like wow, you guys hang out all the time like how?
Speaker 2:are you not?
Speaker 1:sick of each other. What the fuck are you guys talking about? Like, like he's so intrigued and I'm like I don't fucking know. We literally listen to the same 50 songs I'll tell you that much.
Speaker 3:We literally listen to the same music every single, but we listen to it as though it's the first time we've heard it. It's like wow, like first time we've heard these songs dancing, singing, it's fun yeah, it's the best, yeah, it never gets old.
Speaker 1:And then we have all these fucking holidays coming up. Oh, lord, lordy, lordy, it's just it, the train's not stopping no.
Speaker 2:No, no, it's not and it's not it doesn't stop, like you know, people think like oh, after the holidays I'll have a nice little break.
Speaker 1:That doesn't happen, that's not us, because once the holidays end, what starts? Birthdays, birthdays. Every single fucking person in this family has a birthday, I mean.
Speaker 2:January and March. March no, because Gary's in May.
Speaker 1:Oh.
Speaker 2:I was thinking there's definitely nobody in April I don't think so.
Speaker 1:No, but Gary is in May, and then Nathan June, and then we have July and Maverick, and then Phil's birthday is in July, so there you go, and then Evelyn, and then we have like summer and birthdays and then we go right back into the holidays.
Speaker 2:So we never have like a downtime that some people have.
Speaker 1:Heaven forbid. There's a fucking wedding, a baby shower, something else to throw into the mix, as if we don't have enough.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I know, between birthdays and holidays. I don't mind it, though. I think it's great.
Speaker 1:I mean me too.
Speaker 2:I love it, but sometimes, yeah, sometimes it can be a little crazy. Yeah, that's okay, it's impacting my body. Oh yeah, same, same girl. I take the stairs at work every day now and I work on the fourth floor. Okay, I can't. I take them stairs every day. Yeah, yeah. Unless I'm with someone who doesn't like to take the stairs, which is not that often, I take them stairs. Yeah, let me tell you, when I get to the top of those stairs, I am huffing and puffing like so hard like yeah, I'm not blowing a house down like them little pigs
Speaker 3:they have to puff and blow the house down.
Speaker 2:I have them puffing. I'm gonna fall down. That's it, I'm done. I caught Like I get to the top and like I get off. I go into the lobby and then Sherry's like the second person I see as I'm walking to my desk and I'm walking by her like hi, I just got to catch my breath.
Speaker 3:I'll be right back.
Speaker 2:It's too much. It's crazy, but I got gotta lose weight. Um, that's like my goal right now. Um, I'm trying, girl, I eat salad all the time. Now, today for lunch I had like a little bowl of soup and a salad. I was so hungry after. But I'm like no, celia, drink water. Yes, like girl, keep up. Yeah, and I did. I didn't eat nothing till I got. Then I actually ate. When I got home and I felt like I had a stomach ache. So I'm like what the fuck?
Speaker 3:I'm trying to do better but I'm still getting a stomach ache.
Speaker 2:I don't know, it's always something. Oh boy, oh my God, I get tight with my health scare.
Speaker 1:Oh, my God, I'm so nervous. Oh my God, I'm so nervous. So Hold on, wait, wait. That's a really quick sidebar, but not a quick sidebar. There is no other household, no household that I am familiar with, that goes to hospitals and doctors and specialists more than this fucking house. Yeah, everyone in this house is always seeing some fucking medical professional my house yes, every single person.
Speaker 2:Listen, we have health issues.
Speaker 1:What do you want me to tell you? You? None of you should, because you're all healthy, young Like I don't understand what is in the water in this place.
Speaker 2:I don't know Well you'll be. Might be living here at some point, so oh God.
Speaker 3:You'll be at the hospital all the time. I'm sorry, taking my vitamins now, all right.
Speaker 1:Tell us about your hospital.
Speaker 2:So, oh God, I'm probably the least of everyone that goes to the doctor by the way Lies.
Speaker 2:I'm the least Like. I go less than everybody else. That is such a lie, everybody else. Okay, I'm telling you. Anyhow, I was on an antibiotic week before last because I had a sinus infection. You know why I got a sinus infection? Because I got sick, thought I don't take like over-the-counter Tylenol. I mean, I'm like Advocold and sinus tylenol cones. I don't take none of that stuff. Um so, oh my god, I just lost my train of thought. Oh so I got like. So I got like. I'm so hot. Oh my god, I'm sweating anyways, I lost another hospital visit.
Speaker 1:coming here go, she's set in the scene.
Speaker 2:So I just take like immunity shots, like to clean out my system.
Speaker 2:Wait, actually like pew, pew shots or like no the shots, don McGullet shots. Like I go to Press Cafe and I get those little immunity shots with ginger and turmeric and all that shit. They taste like crazy wild but they help. So I like a whole week went by and I thought I was feeling better, but I guess I wasn't. And then I got like a rebound, like when you feel like you're better but then you're not. The rebound was turning into a sinus infection, yeah. So then I waited. I waited like two weeks before I went to the doctor Almost three, actually, almost three.
Speaker 2:So I don't like going to the doctor unless I absolutely have to. Okay Three weeks, okay I went to the doctor. Gives me an antibiotic. Fast forward a week. I'm on my last pill Gave me doxycycline.
Speaker 2:If anybody takes doxycycline. If anybody takes doxycycline, read the label and follow the instructions. I promise you you will regret it if you don't. Wednesday night after we record, I go to Thirsty's, meet the girls, hang out, whatever. Come home, get ready for bed, hop in bed. I'm laying there. I go shit, I forgot to take my last pill. Hop out of bed, go upstairs, take the pill and I go back and lay down At one in the morning.
Speaker 2:I start feeling this lump, this pressure in my throat, like it woke me up. So I woke up. I'm trying to swallow. I feel this, this lump. I feel like I swallowed like a walnut, like it was bad. My chest was hurting, like sharp pain. I'm like, oh my god, am I having a heart attack? Like what the fuck is wrong?
Speaker 2:I go and take a benadryl because I think I'm having an allergic reaction, so I could have died. Because then I tried to fall back to sleep after taking the benadryl with the lump in my throat. I just thought, thought it was going to help, I don't know. So woke up the next day, still there. I probably got like two hours of sleep that night. I couldn't. I slept when I took the Benadryl. Pretty much it fucking knocked me out. Anywho, woke up lump still there Thursday Thursday night. Woke up lump still there Thursday Thursday night. I go to a work thing I could barely swallow, I could barely catch my breath, like it was so bad and I was like, oh my God, I wouldn't even drink, like I was drinking water because I was it was just I couldn't even eat nothing Friday.
Speaker 2:I'm like I got to go to the doctor Because Friday night I had plans to go into Boston and have dinner with friends and like I didn't want to spoil that with my issue.
Speaker 1:Choking hazard yeah.
Speaker 2:So every time I swallowed I was like, oh my God, it hurts so bad, Like it was terrible. Go to the doctor. Go to the doctor. He does an exam, does an EKG, Cause. He's like I want to make sure you use, I don't want to be worried about you all weekend like having a stroke so I just want to do an EKG to make sure like it's clean. I'm like, all right, fine, Mind you, she did the fucking EKG three times. I'm like am I dying? Like what the fuck's happening? It's just the Hold on, I'm still alive Anyhow. So it's fine.
Speaker 2:He goes walk me through the last couple of days. So I go. Well, I did this, I did that, I go. Oh, Wednesday night I forgot to take my last ox cycling, but I jumped out of bed, I took it and he goes did you go lay down after I go? Yeah, I went back to bed. He goes did you not read the label? I'm like why You're not supposed to lay down within 30 minutes of taking that medication because it could cause severe heartburn and throat muscle spasms. Oh my God, and I was having them both at the same time. I'm like what he goes? You're literally probably having heartburn and severe muscle spasm at the same time, like like it's happening at the same time. Oh my god, he goes. You need to stop and get pepsid.
Speaker 2:I'm like I have no time, right, I gotta be in boston. I gotta meet my friends. So I call the. I'm like, all right, thanks, I leave. He goes next time. You listen to your doctor. I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so I leave. I come home, we have Pralasek. It says heartburn on the package, so I take it. I don't think it has some of the same properties as Pepsod, but it's not Pepsod, it's Pralasek. I'm like, oh my God, Like struggling, I get through the night. It was amazing. We had the best time ever and I'm so happy I went Because I was like I can't cancel, I can't cancel Awesome time. The next day I'm texting my friends. I'm like, oh, they're like how are you feeling? I'm like not yet. Oh, my gosh, Saturday went. I never got my Pepsin. So now I'm still like fucked up. I'm still struggling with fucking pain and muscle spasms and hot burn, everything. I take two more Pralisex.
Speaker 3:Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2:I'm like I don't know, but I don't have time for me. That's my problem. I need to make more time for me. So finally, on Sunday I got. No, was it Sunday? Saturday night? On the way to Tavern I stopped and got my Pepsod and I popped one. Even though I took. No, it says one on the bottle.
Speaker 2:Oh you read the bottle. I did. I read the box. It says one. We're making moves. So I took one Saturday night. I took one Saturday night. I took one Sunday. I took one today. Today I'm feeling a little better, but it's not 100% gone, like it's still. It's still a little. That's so crazy, can you imagine? So if you ever take doxycycline, don't lay down after you take it, because it's a real thing, it will fuck you up.
Speaker 1:But like they give you these massive pamphlets and they're like don't forget to like, read this shit.
Speaker 3:It's like 50 paragraphs long and the writing is so teen I can't even read it with my readers on.
Speaker 2:There's no way I'm reading that shit, but the pharmacist should have said oh, by the way, especially if it's that bad and I read it was on the label, I didn't read it On the bottle or the pamphlet that comes with it.
Speaker 1:No, on the bottle.
Speaker 2:It was on the bottle and the pamphlet. I mean, I read the bottle. I didn't read the pamphlet, but I did read the bottle. I just forgot it was my last pill. You had to read the bottle up at six o'clock the next morning like I wasn't. I was just like, okay, good night. And I woke up. I was like, oh, my god, what is happening to me? I suffered, I've been suffering girls, I've been suffering for days. Now sounds awful, it's, it's, oh, see it, just, it, just I just swallowed.
Speaker 3:It hurts. This is not real life it hurts when I swallow. This is it.
Speaker 2:I don't know if the Pepsit. I think it's working, but it's really fucking taking its time. It needs to fucking work faster. Like, can you just give me like a prescription for something that like could work like 10 times faster? Clearly not. He told you to go to the store. Go to the store and buy Pepsit.
Speaker 3:I'm like are you serious?
Speaker 2:I've been here for an hour and a half, and that's what you got Right.
Speaker 1:I'd be pissed.
Speaker 2:He was 99% sure that that's what it is. He's like you're in good health. There's nothing wrong, right?
Speaker 1:I'm like no, but there is there's something wrong right here, and that's the worst when it's not like visible, when it's a feeling and it's not something that you can like.
Speaker 2:This poor guy was racking his brain. He's like he's sitting there going. I don't know. I'm like doc, do you think? Like a tumor grew on my throat. He was like what like yeah, it just grew, it just, it was in my throat overnight. He's like no.
Speaker 3:He's like no, I don't think it was that. That's not how it works.
Speaker 2:He's like no, that's what I thought I was like oh, I have a tumor in my throat. Awesome, I'm going to die. What the fuck? Oh my God, honest to God, I've never had hot burn in my life because I've never had this feeling in my chest. Oh my God, ever I've had acid reflex where, like it comes up and then it goes back down. It's almost like you threw up in your mouth, which is so gross. But that's what. That's kind of what it's like, right that I've had that. And then I just take like Pepto. But you know, if you take too much Pepto, it turns your poop black and it can turn your tongue black. What is happening? So be careful if you take too much Pepto. Is that on the label?
Speaker 3:I don't know, probably not, but it's happened, so be careful. Be careful, be careful with that. Oh my God, okay, get it together. So, yeah, anyways, you got to be careful with these medications, these things. They do weird shit to you. Okay, all right, let's talk about Britney, because that's just as weird as what we're talking about. What is she up to now?
Speaker 2:Apparently, she married herself in a wedding video and we were invited In a wedding dress video what the fuck. And she says it was the most brilliant thing that she's ever done.
Speaker 1:I have so many thoughts and so many questions. Why was it this more public? I feel like she would have like a very public wedding or an announcement like a something.
Speaker 2:Well, I think what she did was she just posted, she did it and then she posted it on Instagram. That's bullshit. And then it wasn't it just like I mean People Magazine's reporting it. So I don't know.
Speaker 1:Oh man.
Speaker 2:She's celebrating self-love.
Speaker 1:I mean, you can do that without marrying yourself.
Speaker 3:But, how do you marry yourself? Yeah, I was just going to say the same, like is there a marriage certificate? How do you do?
Speaker 1:that. Is there some sort of binding agreement?
Speaker 2:She wore a wedding dress, she wore an ivory gown and a veil, she posed for camera. She had sting playing in the back, fields of gold I don't know what that is and she said today I married myself Brittany.
Speaker 1:I have no words, I just, I don't know. I have no words.
Speaker 2:I just, I don't know, I don't know, either it's bizarre. She's fucking bizarre man, I just don't understand the whole marrying yourself movement, but then after that she made another video of her wearing a white silk mini dress. See that. And white rimmed sunglasses set to the tune of run, baby, run by cheryl crow yeah no, don't know that either so all right, that's interesting turks and quesos. Here I come. Apparently she's going on a honeymoon with her married self.
Speaker 2:That does not sound safe at all she's oh my god, I don't know, I can't imagine Britney on like an airplane.
Speaker 1:She's probably so, like manic.
Speaker 2:If you look at the videos, I can't imagine she looks like she's dressed up for Halloween. Ooh, look at her. She looks like she's dressed up for.
Speaker 1:Halloween. Maybe Do we think it's like a Halloween thing. It's like a joke halloween thing.
Speaker 2:It's like a joke, I don't know. Maybe it's like a like a spoof.
Speaker 1:Maybe we'll find out after halloween, I guess. Yeah, that's what she was thinking. I don't think so. I think she's crazy enough to marry herself she's a cuckoo bird and I'm pretty sure she she thinks like she did something really fucking cool.
Speaker 2:No, not at all. I think britney is acting this way. Obviously she suffers from severe mental illness, but she needs to stay in the public eye because she doesn't want to perform anymore.
Speaker 3:She just doesn't.
Speaker 2:And how else is she going to stay relevant? Acting crazy we all pay attention to crazy. We're all like ooh, what the yeah? So that's, I think, her way of staying relevant.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you're not wrong. I mean A plus Fucking gold star. She's doing a great job.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Keep it up Because right now everybody's focused on Diddy, nobody cares about Britney, so she's like you know what? I'm going to marry myself and just get publicity.
Speaker 1:I'm over all things, diddy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I just don't want to hear anymore.
Speaker 1:It's getting so bad and there's so many people and that makes it sad also Like I don't want to hear anymore.
Speaker 2:And then what really pisses me off is like, oh, all these? Today I was reading like, oh, all these people are going to like settle out of court so they can stay, remain nameless. Like no, fucking convict them all. Like, put them all in fucking jail. If anybody else had any role in this. No money, amount of money should protect them, like if you were a part of this mess. When it's a mess, you get locked up and put in the clink too, I don't care how much money you have. There's no amount of money in the world that's going to save Diddy.
Speaker 1:Why does everybody else get off the hook? Well, I think because the higher you are up in all of this fucking mess, the less of a buffer you have. So I think at some point he lost his buffer and then he became the buffer for these other people. So he's just in a really shitty position. That, and he pissed a lot of people off.
Speaker 1:A lot of people are saying it was the tequila brand that he was partnered with, that he sued them, which made them really angry and the house of cards just fucking fell wow yeah.
Speaker 1:So if it wasn't them, I'm sure it was someone else that probably was gunning for him for a long time. And if you are patient, if you're not reactionary, if you are patient, if you're not reactionary, if you can play the long game shit like this always comes to light. You just have to wait for the right moment to push the right button and just watch it all fucking blow up.
Speaker 2:And it's blowing up. It's so bad it's blowing up.
Speaker 1:Every day is like a new person coming forward and it's so gross, yep, yep. So we have Brittany and we have Diddy. What the fuck.
Speaker 2:I know what.
Speaker 1:I know why. And it's not going to stop, it's going to be like this is going to go on forever because he's only just gone to jail. No, I mean, it's going to be another celebrity Like.
Speaker 2:I read something about someone filing a sexual harassment or assault something against Kanye. Oh yeah, his former assistant.
Speaker 1:Same thing with Garth Brooks. Oh yes, his wife's hairstylist has all these crazy allegations and he's fucking turning around and suing her, oh yeah. Yeah, he is. So that's, yeah, he is that situation is kind of crazy, because if he's innocent, then absolutely, of course, well within his right to protect his name right exactly brand all of the things. Yeah, but if he's guilty and he's going after her, that's fucking maniacal. Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 2:I want to believe he's not guilty. I love him and I would be like so shocked and I would just probably never listen to music again. I don't know. I don't know. I don't see like I see Diddy being a fucking widow, but not, oh, 100%.
Speaker 1:So I don't know, like Garth, outside of his music and that's the weird thing too Like some people, some celebrities are much more private than others. So, like in terms of like mannerisms, personality, like I I don't know the fucking guy, but the case that this woman is building against him and the witnesses that she has and the witnesses are very like uh are his assistant, his manager, uh, trisha yearwood, herself like people that are super close to him and not so insulated, the more this kind of like comes about.
Speaker 1:oh, yeah it's so bad I know yeah, so bad but like what the fuck is wrong with people? Why are people so mean?
Speaker 2:why are people so fucking disgusting, like? Why can't you just be normal in your life and and enjoy your fame and fucking your money, and especially when you're famous, you're famous and rich? Why on earth do you have to do dirty things like disgusting things, like why it's so and like like there was um that person I don't really want to talk about him, but like he's a billionaire and he's in a massage parlor and like oh yeah you know what I mean like in, like in.
Speaker 2:Like the freaking ghetto of florida. Like what the fuck? Yeah, like why so? You have a mansion. You can bring in any woman you want, anytime. You're not even married. Like what are you hiding?
Speaker 3:Well, he is now.
Speaker 2:But at the time he wasn't Right. So it's like you're free to do whatever you want. You're a billionaire. Why are you? Why are you going to that level, Like I don't get?
Speaker 1:it Me either.
Speaker 2:I do not get it.
Speaker 1:It I don't know, I don't know if I was rich and famous I'll be doing all that shit, I'll be enjoying my money, I'll be traveling. Why would you want to do anything to like risk all of that and lose it all and like you have hate to bring it back?
Speaker 1:but like in terms of like diddy, he has like decades long worth of accolades and accomplishments and no one's gonna give a fuck about that anymore now like everything that you did to put yourself in the position that you were in, you just threw it away all of it, like, even like these last couple of weeks, I think.
Speaker 2:Two weeks ago, a patriots player was detained because he didn't I don't know if something's wrong with his license plate or his speeding whatever he gave the cop a hard time. Last week, another Patriots player was arrested for like physical abuse and drugs and all this stuff. Hello, yeah, you guys are fucking famous as shit, right, you're multimillionaires. What the fuck are you doing? Like, what are you doing? Fucking famous as shit, right, you're multimillionaires. What the fuck are you doing? Like, what are you doing? It's so strange, it's so bizarre, like it's wild to me. Because, like you train hard every day, you work hard every day, your life is your sport, right? And then the one day that you get to go out and have fun, you beat up your girlfriend and do drugs and like carrying a firearm.
Speaker 1:Right, you could have a million other girlfriends.
Speaker 2:Like what. So why are you working so hard every day and training so hard and doing what you're doing?
Speaker 1:What's the point To be so disciplined in one area and such a fucking mess, yes, and a shit show in another. It's so crazy yeah.
Speaker 2:It's so crazy. Yeah, it's so crazy. I think like three at least two or three patriots players were involved with the police over the last couple of weeks, and it was one then the other than like it's awful oh it's crazy. Yeah, it's just crazy.
Speaker 2:I don't understand, I don't either I, I guess, I don't know maybe fame I don't, I'm not, I don't understand. I don't either. I guess I don't know. Maybe fame I don't, I'm not famous, I don't have any money, so I don't know what it's like. But maybe it does make you fucking crazy. I don't know either, I don't know.
Speaker 1:So anywho, Awful what you got. I don't know if you want to hear what I have. Why not? Because it's about Elon Musk. I hate him. I'm telling you there's a reason why this guy is on the path to be a trillionaire. Wait, is he already a trillionaire On the path to be? I don't remember. I think he's on the path there. I don't think he's there yet.
Speaker 2:Is this about the million dollar prize he's giving people. Every month he's giving away a million dollars and now all the um politicians in all the different states are concerned with what this is doing as far as the election goes, because it could be some type of persuasion type rigging the election like wait.
Speaker 1:So what's the criteria for him giving away the money, like, what does the person have to do to get it?
Speaker 2:I have no idea no, I didn't even hear I just like was looking through the internet today and the headline was elon musk giving away a million dollars every month and state politicians are concerned. That's so crazy.
Speaker 1:That's like movie type shit. Can you imagine being the person that, like, receives the random and maybe not so random, but like the one million dollars from elon musk, like what? That's literally the shit that you would watch on a tv screen.
Speaker 2:That's crazy yep, he's um must does daily one million dollar. Oh, it's daily. Excuse me my bad. One million dollar daily. Hold on daily one million dollar giveaway to registered voters could be. There's no, this is them talking about him saying that his daily $1 million giveaway to registered voters could be illegal. Announced that he will give away $1 million each day to a registered voter in the battleground states, immediately drawing scrutiny from election law experts who say the sweepstakes could violate laws against paying people to register.
Speaker 1:Well, that sucks. It's too late to move. So, Don't know exactly what all the battleground states are, but pretty sure Massachusetts is one of them, and he's given more than $75 million to pro-Trump super PAC. Yeah, not surprised.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and he said he hopes the sweepstakes will boost registration among trump voters. So yeah, I can see where you know where the problem might be, because he's only given money away to people in I want receipts I want to know who is really getting that million dollars every single fucking day, every day.
Speaker 1:Show me their shit. Yeah, I want to know them and I want to know what they do.
Speaker 2:This is a one-time ask must hold the crowd. Uh, shortly after announcing the 1 million prize, just go out there and talk to your friends and family and acquaintances. He's trying to get people to have other people uh vote first. Million dollar winner was named saturday with musk handing a giant check to trump supporter at the his event in harrisburg that's insane so he's giving money away to people in Trump states. Sure, you know, supporting Trump, which I can see how it could be it could kind of be a problem.
Speaker 1:I mean yes and no, because if you're only giving away a million dollars a day and we're less than 30 days away from elections, 30 fucking people, they're not going to rock the vote. Like fucking give it away. I think you're dumb. Maybe there's more to the story. Who fucking knows?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't know. I mean I don't like him so I don't pay attention. When I see him in the news, I just kind of go past it.
Speaker 1:Well such a bozo he is doing something good with his almost trillion dollars, less the million dollars a day he's giving away.
Speaker 2:What's he?
Speaker 1:doing. He's implanting or has implanted a second brain chip in a human being why would anybody want that? Well, so here's how they're spinning it paid a million dollars I mean, they probably get paid a lot more than that, but they're spinning it and saying that. So the chip will connect to like electronics and things of that nature, so that if you have like parkinson's or some sort of like motor skill, disability then it'll help you still do things without requiring like so much help.
Speaker 2:Okay, um, obviously that I can get behind, but if it's really that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I know it's definitely like more than that, but he wants to have it done to 1 000 humans within like the next 12 months oh, wow crazy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, I'm not gonna be, there's gonna be a chip in your brain.
Speaker 1:I'd do it, I wouldn't do it, I'd fucking do it 100%.
Speaker 2:What if the chip malfunctions? Then you have brain damage. I mean, if I have some and you have a perfectly normal brain that works just fine right now, but he's not doing it to perfectly normal people.
Speaker 1:He's doing it to people that are like, not perfect I. I was going to say something way worse.
Speaker 2:I guess people need to meet a certain criteria.
Speaker 3:How about that? How about that that?
Speaker 1:was a close one. Yeah, so I, because I am perfect, I do not qualify for this brain chip.
Speaker 2:Neither do I.
Speaker 1:No, however, I do not qualify. If the qualification starts to change and he does let in more perfectly perfect people, then I'm fucking signing up.
Speaker 2:Yeah, let's go, it's like Black Mirror type shit I'm down.
Speaker 1:Who cares? Yeah, no, I'm going to die anyways, just make it fun All right Thank you Whatever. Maybe I can have like a fun. Maybe we can have aliens at my funeral.
Speaker 2:No, no Girl.
Speaker 1:Those are my last fucking wishes and you're not going to honor them Fucking alien at your wedding?
Speaker 2:No, at my funeral. How the fuck? What am I supposed to get Blow up? What do you mean? I don't know. Ask Elon, he knows where they're at. I don't like him. Don't make me talk to him, gary will do it oh, he will he'll do it for me yeah, well, he'll give us some good lighting and shit, make it look like fucking aliens. Like, yeah, just set all this shit up. She won't know the difference, she'll be dead great.
Speaker 1:So that way, if you don't gonna be ghetto awesome, love that for us.
Speaker 2:No, it's gonna have open bar, so okay, then there should definitely be aliens, and music seems like a party yeah yeah, I have a playlist of 50 songs that we listen to all the time duh, gonna be the same fucking song, same liquor we drink, that's it. That's it. Cold snap jacko, some vodka, some moscow m, that's it. That's it. Cold snap Jacko, some vodka, some Moscow mules, that's it. What else do you need? Oh, espresso martinis.
Speaker 1:Oh, those are so good, yeah, so so good. That's all we got. That's fine, all right.
Speaker 2:All right, that's fine. That's all we got.
Speaker 1:And then the same music playlist and then it's like we're it's like a regular day. Well, okay, before we head out of here, I just want to say my funeral will not be just another regular day. Okay, let's fucking, let's clear that shit right up all right.
Speaker 3:Well, I mean, if we're doing, if we're doing the music playlist and the drinks that we drank and like the dance party, then it's gonna kind of be the same.
Speaker 1:No, there's gonna be aliens and it's gonna be a banger. All right, that's a wrap, we're out. Thank you for joining us on this wine-filled adventure.
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