No Whine Left Behind
"No Whine Left Behind" is the podcast that serves up a blend of real talk while sipping cocktails. Join your hosts Celia and Alex as we dive into life’s ups and downs, share wild stories we’ve read, and chat about the everyday family drama we all know too well.
No Whine Left Behind
S3 E7 LIVE from Thirsty First Tavern
Ever wondered if the best place to find love isn't online but rather in the bolts and screws aisle at your local hardware store? Join us for a lighthearted exploration of the quirks and perks of modern dating as we toast to Thirsty First's October 19th Punktoberfest in Lowell. With live bands and craft breweries setting the stage, we weigh in on the world of dating apps, mixing humor with a dash of skepticism. Whether you're a digital dater or prefer old-school serendipity, we offer a playful take on meeting people and the thrill of local events like Punktoberfest that bring our community together.
From Boston's "wicked cold" winters to Miami's reputation as the rudest city—who knew?—we traverse the colorful landscape of American slang and city rankings with a touch of humor. And what's a lively chat without a fantasy flight? We dream about private jets and family getaways, ponder the miracle of the "Safety Shot" drink for hangovers, and share personal anecdotes about battling the morning after. It's a spirited blend of laughs, cultural curiosities, and reflections on balancing life's pleasures with health and well-being. Grab a drink, settle in, and enjoy the ride!
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Welcome to the no Wine Left Behind podcast, where we truly leave no wine behind. I'm Alex and I'm Celia. We are here in the studio together, sharing ups and downs, frustrations and funny moments of our daily adventures. So grab your favorite glass, join us. As we raise our voices Together, we'll dive into the drama of life as we see it. Hello hello, hello Doing it and doing it, and doing it well, oh wow, you're so happy. I am always a ray of fucking sunshine. Oh, no, you're not, but okay, we'll go with that for today.
Speaker 1:I don't know what you're insinuating.
Speaker 2:I don't know what you're insinuating.
Speaker 1:So how's it going? Good, everything's great, awesome. So today we're recording from Thirsty First in Lowell.
Speaker 2:Thirsty Thursday yes.
Speaker 1:Very good friend of mine, chrissy, her place.
Speaker 2:It's amazing they have a million different not not a million, but probably a lot of different grilled cheese sandwiches, so, and their pizza is bomb so good.
Speaker 1:So come down and eat and listen. They have great music, great bands. Um, speaking of music and bands, yeah, they are having a punktober fest, which, which I love that idea October 19th. It's their fifth annual Punktoberfest.
Speaker 2:I love it.
Speaker 1:And it's their first one at their new location, which is a great spot. It's like our cheers I love it here. Yeah, I love it. It's a great, great, great place. So they have 12 bands coming and six breweries. Oh, six breweries. Yes, I mean I'd come, we're definitely coming, for sure. Uh, you can buy tickets through Eventbrite or at the door $20 for just the bands, $30 and two hours of beer tasting from the six breweries. I mean I'm in. So the event starts at two o'clock.
Speaker 2:Perfect Saturday, monday, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we're here. I'm not even sure if I have anything on my calendar, but if I do, I'm definitely going to squeeze this in For sure.
Speaker 2:This place is fantastic and I am so thankful for her and her team letting us come here and do our thing. Yeah, this is so fun.
Speaker 1:Love it, love it, love it, love it, and we'll be sure to add the link to the show notes.
Speaker 1:Yes love it, love it, love it, and we'll be sure to um add the link to the show notes. Yes, yeah, for sure, that'll be so fun. So we put out a survey and the people spoke. I love it. I love the engagement we heard, and people want us to talk about dating apps, which I'm actually really excited to talk about because I literally have nothing good to say about them. I've never okay, I can't say I've never used one. I probably have used one. I've never used one, but I've never had to yet.
Speaker 1:And I don't think I'll ever will. Hopefully I never do. I would probably kill myself before I did that, just saying I'm not kidding. Only no, not for any other reason, but because I know a lot of people who have done it and it doesn't go anywhere. It doesn't go anywhere, it's just a hookup thing. So that's not true. We do know someone who had to go through a lot of hookups, but that's what I'm saying, but that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:It's just hookup after hookup. How many people do you have to go through to find the one? I feel like when you go on these apps, though, you see what you're looking for, so sometimes they are just looking for a hookup and that's all they're on the app for, but you, just you have to suss that out and I suppose if that's all you're looking for, then that's that's great Good for you.
Speaker 1:And you found the place on the dating app, yeah. However, if you're looking for something more serious, more committed, I'm dating app is not where it's at. Yeah, no, no, go to go to home Depot. If you're looking for a plumber, go to the plumbing and Lowe's need to, or Lowe's actually go to Lowe's, because Lowe's is way better than home Depot?
Speaker 2:Um, go to Lowe's, because Lowe's is way better than Home Depot. They need to support you.
Speaker 1:They need to sponsor you. Go to Lowe's If you like Lowe's, go there, because it's way better. Go to electrical If you want an electrician, you go to the electrical section. If you want a carpenter, you go to the carpentry section. Like you, just go wherever you're looking for. If you want the cashier or the guy at the service desk, then walk up there and make a hundred returns. Eventually you guys are going to connect. I'm just saying like, like dating apps for a long term or committed relationship, it's not it for me. I don't think it's it. I don't know. I only know one person that's had luck on a dating app. So, okay, so I'm going to maybe say some unpopular opinions and say that it's not the app's fault, it's the people's fault, like human error. I think it's funny that they have dating apps like for Christians.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they have dating apps, for they have a dating app called Plenty of Fish. Yeah, because there's plenty of fish on the sea. No, there's not. I mean, the sea is fucking dirty. Exactly, and that's probably why it's called there's fucking plenty of fish listen no, I learned a long time ago that those like thousand pound, 500 pound, sisters, them bitches, ain't never single. They're, you know what. They're for everybody. You're right, right as rain.
Speaker 2:So, fun for everyone.
Speaker 1:Another idiom, right as rain. The one that gets me is we're going to kill two birds with one stone. Why are we killing birds? Why can't we just accomplish two things at one time?
Speaker 2:Why do we?
Speaker 1:have to kill birds to accomplish something Because they're loud, they're annoying, they shit everywhere. They wake to accomplish something. Because they're loud, they're annoying, they shit everywhere. They wake you up and sometimes they're fake. They're the government birds. Do you know? There's a bird outside of my house that's like gay, gay, no.
Speaker 2:Honest to God. No, I swear to God.
Speaker 1:No, gary says that bird is calling for him. No, because I don't know if we talked about this or not, but gary's like the bird whisperer. Yes, he literally has bird houses all over the backyard. He feeds them every day. I'm like the birds are not eating that much, but he's always throwing out that bird seed. I'm telling you, I think that he's naming them. Oh, there's gustavo. I'm like, how do you know that's him? I just know he'll sit there and have his coffee on the deck and watch the birds. I'm like you. How do you know that's?
Speaker 2:him, I just know.
Speaker 1:He'll sit there and have his coffee on the deck and watch the birds.
Speaker 2:I'm like you're fucking weird.
Speaker 1:I'm good, like I'm done, like I'm done. I told him no more, we're done with bird seed for the season. We're done. Like. He's probably spent $500 on bird seed, like, seriously, it's crazy, it's not a bad habit to have. It could be worse, no, it could be. But I could use that $500 on, I don't know, maybe a bill or, fucking, a new pair of sneakers. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. For that, let him have the seeds. No, no, no. Gustavo's hungry. Gustavo's a fat one. He's a plumpy little bird. Yes, all the birds around my yard are a little puffy. I'm like, stop feeding them. They're obese. Oh my gosh. So what else is going on besides, besides birds and dating apps? Um, nfl talk.
Speaker 2:Are you on?
Speaker 1:NFL talk. No, oh no.
Speaker 2:I'm not.
Speaker 1:TikToks get me through my days. Listen, I love it so much. The one thing I did notice this year about um the NFL is our team, the Patriots, suck again so far they've had like two games. I don't care, they they're off to a bad start. They are, and when you? I remember just four, because the last two or three years has been really bad, but previous to that the stands were jammed. Yeah, jam packed. We put the game on the other day Empty. There was so many empty seats People couldn't give away their season tickets.
Speaker 1:That's weird, I'm telling you. Empty seats People couldn't give away their season tickets. That's weird, I'm telling you. Somebody told me a story just the other day that someone was trying to sell his season tickets for face value and nobody wanted them. He had to go to the game and he didn't want to go to the game. But he had to go to the game because he didn't want to just, you know, waste the money.
Speaker 2:Well, that person doesn't know me, the fucks I know. I'll try to figure out who I was talking to and who that person is. I'll give them your name. I'll go before his nose I can't remember who it was.
Speaker 1:No one's interested. I go just because you're at a football game outside You're partying. I wouldn't even care if they won or lost.
Speaker 2:I've never been to a Patriots game. It's amazing.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I totally agree. We've been. It's awesome, yeah, awesome. It's a really really good time, but the seats being empty, I think it's really hard when we've been or we were so well for so long that people just expect that greatness.
Speaker 2:And that's not normal.
Speaker 1:No, like normal. Look at all the other teams who've been fucking sucking for years and their fans just accept it. We suck and our fans shun us. Come on, that's so bullshit. Yeah they cancelled us, boston's cancelled because their Patriots suck and their Red Sox suck too. But the hockey team and the Celtics, they're hot, they are hot, hot, yes, hopefully they stay on that track. Tatum is teasing a big announcement on November 14th.
Speaker 2:Don't know what it is. Can't wait to find out.
Speaker 1:It's probably sneakers, but I don't care.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's going to be good. It's probably sneakers. Yeah.
Speaker 1:I don't really like the sneakers. No, no, they're not A lot of the sneakers that the basketball players put out. I don't like any of them. They're not even comfortable, no, so how are they playing in them? That's what I want to know, because they're not even comfortable. I don't know, unless their sneakers are more customized so they can play in them Right when, like when they're selling them to the public. They're just kind of basic. Yeah, I don't know, I wouldn. Yeah, yeah, so anyways another month to go.
Speaker 1:What else? What else you got for me? I love nfl talk. I love um. Oh, there was an article about the rudest cities that was just released, like a week or two ago. Oh, it's been updated, yeah, oh my god, what is it?
Speaker 2:so some of the rudest ones? Oh, oh, wait, that's least rude. Okay, let's find most rude.
Speaker 1:What do you think is number one? Probably us, us, or New York. No, california, no what? The number one rudest city in America? Miami Florida. Wow, I'm surprised at that. That's interesting. Boston was ranked number six. Oh, wow See, I thought we would be way up there.
Speaker 2:Way, way up there, so let's see Least rude.
Speaker 1:So wholesome. You know what the nicest place is where omaha, nebraska, oh I believe that's nice.
Speaker 2:Yeah, omaha sounds nice.
Speaker 1:Oh, and all these like rando places yeah, yeah, milwaukee, minneapolis san diego, they say, is really nice too. Apparently that's cool. So, speaking of like cities, I saw this thing the other day online. It was like a US slang chart so and I thought it was interesting. Because I'm like, oh, and for me, because of how I pronounce certain things, I thought it was kind of funny. So, like shopping cart in in Boston, they say that people call it a carriage, I call it a cat. I got to go get my cat.
Speaker 2:I don't know what I call it, I don't really call it anything.
Speaker 1:And they say in New York city they call them cats.
Speaker 2:But I don't, I don't, I don't know, I don't really call it a carriage, you know what they say.
Speaker 1:they call them. In Miami. What Caritos? Oh my god, Sounds like a taco and then like soda. In Boston they say they call it tonic.
Speaker 2:I don't call it tonic In New York soda In LA, what do you think they call it?
Speaker 1:inic, I don't call it tonic. I don't call it tonic. No. In New York, soda yeah In LA, what do you think they call it in bougie? La Pop Kombucha? No, kombucha is kombucha.
Speaker 2:Kombucha is kombucha?
Speaker 1:They don't call soda kombucha. No, no, I know I don't agree with that either. Oh, what else? How about? Oh, water fountain, a bubbler, a bubbler? Yeah, of course, yeah, yeah, everyone else calls it a water fountain. No, except Detroit calls it a drinking fountain. That's weird, yep.
Speaker 2:A drinking fountain.
Speaker 1:And then the word very, very Like, very, yeah, like very. Or like very Like, very Like, very excited, like that's very awesome. Yeah, okay, very no, no, no, no. In Boston we say wicked, that's wicked awesome, of course.
Speaker 2:Right, okay, okay, okay, yes, in New York they say that's mad awesome.
Speaker 1:So instead of very in New York, they say mad, yes, yes, how about in LA?
Speaker 2:They say they say super.
Speaker 1:I could see people in LA saying super. It's kind of weird, it's stupid. Miami super, super. Why do you have to be so extra?
Speaker 2:A little umlaut, how about Detroit Very is hella, that's hella, that seems very southern to me, not Detroit, exactly Cool Something.
Speaker 1:All right, that's weird, so cool, something's wicked cool. I don't say it's very cool. I would say it's wicked cool, but I wouldn't say it's wicked piss-a.
Speaker 2:No, that's so stereotyped, so Boston cool is piss-a.
Speaker 1:No, it's not. In New York it's lit, it is lit lit. Yeah, we say lit right. In LA it's dope. Okay, I can see that too. Um, in Miami it's Dale, wait, dale. So so if something's cool in Miami, you would say, oh, that's Dale. No, I wouldn't say that, I'd be like who, where is he? Yeah, and then in Seattle it's avrette. No, I think that's not right. And then in Detroit, when something is cool, it's tight, so weird.
Speaker 2:It is so weird, it seems very old school.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, so like freezing hot temps in Boston. Yeah, scorcher Right, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Agreed In New.
Speaker 1:York it's mad hot. Oh, okay, that's confusing, because I thought we were mad in Detroit. No, we were mad in New York, oh, okay, okay, okay, okay. In LA it's hot AF. Yeah, and when the temperatures are really hot in Miami, you know what they say? What? It's Miami, goodbye. Yeah, and in Seattle they're sweating bullets so weird. And in Detroit they are baking. Yep, yep, and there's one more freezing. It's just fucking cold. Boston's wicked cold. Yeah, in New York City it's brick. Yes, you knew that. Yes, how did you know that?
Speaker 2:Yeah, people say that here, people say that here. Oh see, I've never heard that, ever in my life.
Speaker 1:I never understood it so I don't say it Right, but like it's brick. Yeah, in LA it's cold AF or hot AF, but it's never cold in LA, so I don't know what they're talking about. In Seattle it's cold as ice, okay, and then in Detroit it's brick as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And in Miami I'm not even. It doesn't get cold there either, it doesn't matter, it's all iguanas. I don't even know what that means. I have no idea what that means. That's on us.
Speaker 2:I don't even know what that means. I have no idea what that means.
Speaker 1:It sounds fucking ridiculous. Yeah, that's so dumb. I'd love to know who does these polls. Whose job is it to go out there and find this information out? I have no idea. I want that job. I think it's stupid. Give that job to me. It's pretty dumb. If it pays, it is. It's very dumb. So I found two things the other day that I was looking at on the internet and they both kind of coincide, okay. So one was people who spend on experiences rather than possessions tend to be happier Agreed. Okay, right, yeah. And the other one was where is it? Oh? The other one was like people who people. The study revealed that traveling is a healthy and slows the aging process. Wow, what's the theory behind that?
Speaker 1:So traveling it makes you happier than possessions, and traveling also is healthy and slows the aging process. Interesting.
Speaker 2:Isn't that?
Speaker 1:interesting how they both kind of they both have to do with traveling Right, fucking, sign me up. I want to fucking travel the fucking world. If I can be happy, healthy and look like I'm 40 until I'm 100, sign me the fuck up. Like what are we waiting for? Like hello, it's a no fucking brainer. I am all over it. That is so funny. 40 to 100.
Speaker 1:So when I hit it big, I'm going to travel because, it's good for my health, it's good for my aging process, and people say so why do you travel so much? Look at me, hon, I'm happy and healthy, I look good. That's why I am also in my doomsday doom scrolling of fucking TikTok. There's a private jet company, their account that I follow, and this one girl had called him and was like I need a private jet right now. And the guy's like okay, sure thing, like I'll book that for you. Like where are you? She of a jet right now. And the guy's like, okay, sure thing, like I'll book that for you. Like where are you? She was like Switzerland and he was like, okay, where are you going? She's like I don't care, I just need to get out of here. He was like absolutely Like what's your timeframe? We can have pilots ready to go in three hours. And she was like that's perfect, I have a test tomorrow. I why don't you just not go to class?
Speaker 1:Like, you have to fly out of the country to avoid taking a test. Fly out of Switzerland private to avoid a test. Oh no, that's just a spoiled little bitch.
Speaker 2:Can you imagine that life? No, I can't.
Speaker 1:Can you imagine I can't imagine that life. Never in a million years could I imagine that Crazy Sounds amazing. Oh yeah, it's really funny. That TikTok is incredible because you see like crazy outlandish things that people ask for, but also the flip side of it is like how angry they get at like the slightest inconvenience, right and again just that, like that entitlement and like the amount of money that they must have to feel that entitlement.
Speaker 2:Yes, and like the amount of money that they must have to feel that entitlement. Yes, oh my God, it's so crazy, that's wild, it's so crazy, wild.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, I can never imagine that. Yeah, no.
Speaker 2:Not in my lifetime. One day, you never know.
Speaker 1:Unless we hit it big again. No, no, but you know what? I also heard that it's not that expensive to charter a private jet. No, for sure, Especially because they sit a fair amount of people Right. So if everyone pitches in, it's not bad. That's what I'm saying. If you have a big group, you have 15 people traveling. When we went on our cruise there was 17 of us. If we all pitched in, we probably could have taken a private jet to Miami 100%, 100%.
Speaker 1:I didn't think of it at the time. 100, I didn't think of it at the time. Yeah, but how fucking cool would that have been. Yeah, so on our next family trip, yeah, I'm gonna look into it, not gonna lie if we end up going to aruba, which it seems like that's kind of where everybody's leaning towards how much is a private jet to aruba?
Speaker 1:I know like, fuck yeah, if it's, if it equals the same amount as all of us buying airfare, right, and if we all get there at the same time, even all of us buying airfare.
Speaker 2:Right and if we all get there at the same time. And even if it's a few dollars more.
Speaker 1:Who cares?
Speaker 2:We're all getting there together For convenience. Yes, it's worth it, totally yeah.
Speaker 1:I'm down for that, 100%. You know me, I'm bougie. I like fucking nice shit. I like to do nice shit, I like to have nice shit.
Speaker 2:Let's go, let's go, I'm ready, I'm ready I am ready.
Speaker 1:So did you hear? I don't know if this is like true or false. I'm gonna, I'm gonna talk about it for a quick minute. I'm excited. Um, I don't know if it's an actual thing. I didn't really get a chance to research it yeah, yeah, I had the wildest fucking day today. Anyways, oh my God, I'm so fucking stupid Anyhow, and I'm just. I think I'm getting over cold Mm-mm Allergy, I don't even know, yeah. But it's getting better, thank God. But I did take like 100 cough drops.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:So maybe that's what it was anyhow, um, there's a new drink, okay, that supposedly cuts blood alcohol levels in half, okay, and in half in 30 minutes, for a rapid hangover relief. It's called um safety shot. Doesn't sound very safe, if I'm being honest. What? Yeah, it's um in this. This um source was forbes magazine wow, so that's pretty legit.
Speaker 2:It's pretty legit. Yeah, that's like verified.
Speaker 1:So it's like um, it's a company called safety shot, okay, and they've developed a drink that claims to reduce blood alcohol content levels by 50 percent in just a half an hour. 50% in 30 minutes yes, crazy, yes, yes. And they're marketing it as a solution for quick recovery after alcohol consumption and the drink aims to help people sober up faster, raising interest in both health and safety factors. That's crazy. So like you could, literally, if this is legit, you carry one of these with you, you get fucking white girl wasted and you fucking chug along that bitch. You should be able to drive your ass home, right, yeah, if it will make me not have a hangover the next day, yeah, I'm down, I don't care. Same, you know my liver would hate, my liver would love me because I would have to stop taking Advil. Like I think I'd probably have more liver damage from the Advil. The amount of Advil I take and the amount of alcohol I consume, I'm not even kidding.
Speaker 2:No, it's so true, it's bad yeah.
Speaker 1:I take it every time. I have a little ache oh I gotta take Advil. I hang up oh I gotta got to take Advil. Got a little headache? Oh my God, I can't believe how much Advil I fucking take. I said that to Gary the other day. I'm like if I end up with cirrhosis of the liver, it's going to be from Advil, not fucking alcohol. Okay, just so you know. So when I die, make sure everybody knows that he was like girl I tried to do Tylenol. Like Tylenol doesn't do it. No, like Tylenol just doesn't hit right. And also I feel like Tylenol is also like even worse for you. You see, like your aunt's supposed to take Tylenol for like certain things, so it's like really bad.
Speaker 2:You know what I?
Speaker 1:actually know of a person. I don't know her personally, but I heard a story about a person who did overdose on Tylenol, like she was taking it every day, multiple times a day, for whatever reason. It took I mean months, but she ended up very sick and lethargic and like barely like like in conscious. That's terrifying. Rushed to the hospital, blood work after blood. They couldn't figure out what it was Fucking Tylenol Finally they realized she had all this Tylenol.
Speaker 1:What is it called Acetaminophen? Yeah, yeah, yeah, she had the highest level of acetaminophen that they'd ever seen. That's crazy.
Speaker 2:She was overdosing on fucking Tylenol. That's so crazy.
Speaker 1:How fucking crazy is that? How fucking crazy is that? That's a true story and it's probably like a mental mind. Fuck too, because when you're not feeling especially her she's so used to taking it. When she wasn't feeling well, she would probably take more of it right now she can't take it now.
Speaker 2:She probably can't take it ever again. Break the habit so now what?
Speaker 1:she's gonna fucking take the advil like that's no better. I'm telling you, I'm like advil's, no better, you're just going to switch the habit. Yeah, bucket, I don't know. But, yeah, that's true. I got to cut back on my Advil. You guys are not saying I got to cut back on my alcohol, I got to cut back on my Advils. Get to the source of the problem, not the problem Right right, oh God, hello, exactly.
Speaker 1:Oh my God. Hey, it is unbelievable. Whatever, I don't care, I'm fine with that. So did you see the new tiktok challenge? Which one?
Speaker 2:it's a new one every day.
Speaker 1:So this one is the note called the no buy challenge, the no what no buy. So I already don't like it no, buying, buying no no buying no non-essentials for a period of time.
Speaker 1:Okay, so like, say you say I'm for one year, I'm not gonna buy shoes, clothes, pocketbooks, makeup, like shit you don't need. I'm just gonna buy, like food, shampoo, so shit I need. You need to fucking live off impossible. Yeah, that's a challenge. No, it's food shampoo, so shit, I need. Impossible Shit. You need to fucking live off of Impossible. Yeah, that's a challenge. It's called the no buying challenge. No, it's called being a cheap bitch. But does it count if you shop at discount stores or thrift stores? Does that count?
Speaker 2:I feel like you're trying to find a loophole, right, right.
Speaker 1:So if you go to a discount store or a thrift store, does it count? Because because you're buying it at like, a lower like at a lower rate, buying it cheaper. I guess it depends. Is it essential or not?
Speaker 2:because if it's essential you're good.
Speaker 1:If it's not essential, it still counts, right. Right, that's what I think, right, that's the. That was the question in the article I read like does buying at a thrift store or a discount store count? It does count because you're still buying a non-essential yes, even if it costs you a dollar yeah, that dollar can go towards your electric right or or in your account and just accrue interest right.
Speaker 1:Every dollar every day, it matters, it fucking matters. Yeah, so I don't know. Speaking of dollars, go. Elon musk is on track to be a trillionaire. I hate him trillion I don't know why I hate him so much.
Speaker 1:But he's just so, like, like there's nothing about him that I want to like even listen to him speak nothing. Well, he's about to like fucking own everything. Trillionaire, trillionaire, wow, and we've talked about millionaires. Yes, you talked about billionaires. Yes, we're about to start talking about trillionaires in our lifetime. Trillionaires, wow. Can you imagine what our kids are going to be talking about in their lifetime? The apocalypse, because we're fucking up the world. The fact that we have and we talk about this all the time the fact that we have homelessness in a trillionaire. I know, I know, take Elon Musk, take your money and save the world. Like, do something positive. I forget the figure, but it was something like he would have to give every single person on earth. I think it was like $333 or something like that. If he gave every single person on earth $300, he would still not be broke Close, but not broke Every single person on earth.
Speaker 2:The entire population.
Speaker 1:He is not trying to be broke or not even close to broke.
Speaker 2:Well, I know, but that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:So why doesn't he just give everybody $100? Well, because he'd rather fucking send people to space instead of take care of the earth. That is, giving him the money that he's using to spend. That's wild.
Speaker 2:I can't even comprehend that. I can't even comprehend it.
Speaker 1:It's very wow, yeah, like wow, trillionaire, mind blown Trillionaire Makes me sad, elon. I need another drink, babe. So put it on Elon's tab. He's going to be a trillionaire, fuck Give me a break.
Speaker 2:I'm sending him the fucking mail.
Speaker 1:What's his address? Google that shit. I'm going to be obosh, so do you want to do a game.
Speaker 2:Do you want to do an end this with a game? Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's do a game.
Speaker 1:Okay, cool, I love games, let's go. Okay, so rules of the game. Okay, and then count to three, and then we have to say the first thing that comes to our mind, so what we associate with the word okay, so like color one, two, three, and then yell the first color that comes to mind, or something like that no, no, no, first thing that comes to mind. That's what makes us so fun. Okay, okay, okay, all right, here we go.
Speaker 2:First word is food 3, 2, 1, go Chicken Lobster Ready Place. 3, 2, 1, go Ibiza.
Speaker 1:What? Where? Ibiza? What is that it's like in the south coast of Spain? Las Vegas is where it's at.
Speaker 2:Oh my god Trash. Adjective Three, two, one go.
Speaker 1:What even is that? It's an adjective. I was describing something.
Speaker 2:It's slow, it's confused, adjective You're killing me and it's describing something so like it's slow, it's Confused, funny. All right, we'll do a different one Animal, okay, three, two, one, dog, llama.
Speaker 1:What? Who are you? Because I love my llamas, but I know everybody loves their dogs. I'm just trying to like you know, nobody cares about llamas.
Speaker 2:All right, drink. Okay, Three, two, one go.
Speaker 1:Tequila Vodka. Should we name a specific drink? Yeah, we can have. Should we name a specific drink?
Speaker 2:Huh, yeah, we can have another one and name a specific drink.
Speaker 1:Okay, three, two, one go Margarita Jodi Martini Period Period.
Speaker 2:Something that is cold. Okay, three, two, one go, feet Ice. What comes to my mind? Article of clothing.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:Three, two, one go. Underwear T-shirt Boring I know boring three, two, one go underwear t-shirt boring.
Speaker 1:I know I'm boring something that stinks oh ass. I didn't even have to think about that one. Everybody's ass stinks. I don't give have to think about that one. No, everybody's ass stinks. I don't give a fuck who you are. Bye.
Speaker 2:Oh my god. What Go on? What's your?
Speaker 1:I was going to say restaurant bathrooms. Okay, yep, people are nasty.
Speaker 2:Holidays. Okay, Three, two, one go.
Speaker 1:My birthday. Fourth, of July. I don't know why I said that I like Christmas too, but fourth of July.
Speaker 2:Okay Rude, okay Dating.
Speaker 1:Wait, what Did you say? Sport? Oh yeah, that is, but I'm going to go with basketball. So I want to thank Chrissy and Derek and Dee Dee for having us so fun At Thirsty First and Lowell. Love it. Don't forget Punktoberfest, october 19.
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