No Whine Left Behind
"No Whine Left Behind" is the podcast that serves up a blend of real talk while sipping cocktails. Join your hosts Celia and Alex as we dive into life’s ups and downs, share wild stories we’ve read, and chat about the everyday family drama we all know too well.
No Whine Left Behind
S3 E3 Just Be Alone
Ever tried to DJ and ended up in a playlist war? Alex & Celia's hilarious weekend recount will leave you laughing out loud! Plus, we're diving into a quirky 26-minute shower story from People magazine—was it a water-wasting disaster or just relationship pettiness?
Cold showers, weird bathroom setups, and Massachusetts’ happy hour ban—get ready for a rant!
Lastly, can smart women really believe all men cheat? We debate a shocking quote, share a tale of emotional cheating, and even explore how Italians use cheese as loan collateral. Don't miss this packed episode of laughs, gossip, & surprising twists!
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Welcome to the no Wine Left Behind podcast, where we truly leave no wine behind. I'm Alex and I'm Celia. We are here in the studio together, sharing ups and downs, frustrations and funny moments of our daily adventures. So grab your favorite glass, join us as we raise our voices Together, we'll dive into the drama of life as we see it. Hey, hey, hey, good evening. My dear tag team back again. Okay, no, that whole song you know. Oh, we gotta get you to say hold on.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna add it to my playlist for those listening. I have playlists for family karaoke. I have playlists for when we're having, like, parties at the house. I have a playlist for when we're having parties up north, because there's different vibes. Yes, what we listen to at home we can't listen to. It's hard to sometimes get the right vibe going. That's why I will let someone connect um to the speaker. Um, because I don't know if everyone wants to hear what I'm playing and I do have a couple different playlists, but, like I know, I like them. Yeah, other people will like them. So that's why you have to have options. Yeah, all these playlists, yes, so fun, that's what we do.
Speaker 1:They came in handy this past weekend. Oh, my god, there was so many different types of people at the house this weekend, yeah, that I just didn't know where to go with the music. I really didn't know where to go. I thought I was moving in the right direction and then it wasn't, and I was like Bianca took over. For a while Things got a little crazy. You took over. It went like North country somewhere. I don't even know where it went. It was just I was like, okay, you got to mix it up, can this night be over now? Like I was done with the music, like I was literally done. Like you were saying, though it's tough, there's just so many people was literally done. Like you were saying, though it's tough, there's just so many people. Yeah, yeah, it's a lot, yeah, so, um, anyways, I have like this really like it's not funny, but it's something that I deal with on a daily basis.
Speaker 1:Okay, and it's a story that I read in my people magazine, because I know how much everybody must by now know how much I love people magazine. Yeah, it was a story about a woman that accused her partner of wasting water after she took a 26 minute shower. What Her partner won? So her and her partner, they went on Reddit. Okay, okay, because they wanted people's opinion. Of course that's where people go, yeah, so this girl takes. Apparently this person takes this length of a shower once every um, three to four days. Wow, because she works from home and she doesn't shower every day. Well, problem number one. So this whole thing, the accusation, it went viral. It went viral. They put their full detail argument in a post because they wanted people's feedback. Oh gosh. So you know.
Speaker 1:She describes herself as a female, long, thick hair in the middle of a full-body shower. That included washing, conditioning, building her case, hair shaving, all the things. Okay, hot girl shower. So apparently that's considered a full body shower. Okay, okay, sorry, my nose is very itchy and I know, okay, I have allergies, sorry.
Speaker 1:So her partner lost her shit while she was in the shower. The partner proceeded to play. I mean, I'm sorry, excuse me Rewind. The partner proceeded to run the sink the entire time she was in the shower to see if the girl noticed that's so petty and that's what the whole thing about. Like, was that petty of her? Yeah, is the girl the asshole? Is the partner the asshole? Like, who's the jerk? The partner, 100% the partner. So she said to her. Did you notice how much water that the sink was running? She goes, no, she goes. Were you able to hear it while you were in the shower? She said no, she goes. Exactly my point. What's the point? I'm confused. Apparently, not all homes operate the same. Like I get it. Kind of like back in the day they would be like oh, don't flush the toilet Right, because it would change the temperature. I get it. So I think her whole point was like if you were mindful of the fact that you were in the shower that long, you would have noticed I was running the water the entire time you were in there. Why? I mean, your water bill is going to the length of her playlist, which totaled us 26 minutes. Okay, that is actually pretty epic. I love that. But if I were the partner, instead of turning the water on, on, be smart and just delete a couple songs and then the shower will be shorter. Well, she, she feels justified because of the fact that she only showers three to four days a week, because she works from home. So she feels like if I'm showering 26 minutes three to four days a week, it would total a few minutes every day for seven days. So she's just like kind of using up girl bath. Right, I hear her, but also no she.
Speaker 1:They were asking readers like who's the asshole? She the asshole for taking a 26 minute shower, or my the asshole for wasting water, running the sink while she's in the shower and being in complaining that she was in the shower for 26 minutes. What was the response? What are people saying? People think the partner was the asshole. I agree. For running the water, I agree. What are your thoughts? I mean, I think she was too. One guy wrote I would. I grew up in a time where you couldn't flush the toilet or run the sink when someone was in the shower, exactly. So, yeah, people think most of the people thought that the partner was the asshole, not the girl in the shower. Well, now I want to know, like playlist aside, what is like the average shower time. So I'm glad you asked. I wasn't expecting your scientific answer, but I was so excited. I would say I don't know scientifically. I would say between seven and nine minutes, maybe 10 minutes, oh yeah, but it depends on the person. Sure, so this is how I figured it all out. But it depends on the person. Sure, so, and this is how I figured it all out.
Speaker 1:When you have a child, you have to jump in and jump out of the shower, like. You can't be in the shower for more than 10 minutes. You can't. Kid's going nuts. If he's awake, yeah. If he's sleeping and he wakes up, he's going crazy. Yeah, right, they can trash the house, mm-hmm.
Speaker 1:So I had three daughters. I learned very quickly to jump in that shower, wash my body, get out. I learned to shave when their dad was home, wash my hair if they were all sleeping or the dad was home. But never could I do a full body wash like this. One did 26 minutes while I was home alone with my kids. Yeah. So my kids are older. Now they're almost all adults. Two of them are adults, one's almost there. I still take that seven minute shower, yeah, like.
Speaker 1:I literally get in the shower, wash my hair, wash my body. I don't shave every day, so that you know that's sure. Shaves a couple of minutes, shaves a couple of minutes off my shower time, um so, um, I'm, I'm. Anybody will tell you I am the fastest shower shower ever. Yeah, like ever. And I don't wash my hair every day. So that's another reason why my showers are yep, on the faster side. Yeah, I have family members that will shall remain nameless, that have very small bodies and they are in the shower for 26 minutes. One more, yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 1:When I tell you 20 minutes or more, I'm not like, literally we have to knock on the door and go hello, are you okay in there? What is happening? Your body's this big, what are you washing? Yeah, it's so frustrating and it happens every single day. I tell you every day, every day, every day, it's hello, hello, it's been 20 minutes. Yep, oh, my gosh, same person every day Drives me insane.
Speaker 1:You know what else drives me insane about showers? When you go into the bathroom, turn the shower on, then you start using the toilet, your toenails, what the fuck the shower is? The fucking running people get your ass in the fucking shower and wash yourself, like what is happening. I can't, I can't, I don't know if it like a thing growing up and my parents always say you're wasting the water, you're wasting the water.
Speaker 1:I don't know if that just stuck in my brain somewhere. Yeah, but like me, growing up, I grew up where, like I was in a household where, like, the hot water ran out. Yeah, if too many people took a shower. You know what I mean. Yep out, yeah, if too many people took a shower. You know what I mean. Yeah, nowadays they have these navian, yeah, water heater thingy, majiggy, whatever they are, it's endless hot water. Yes, I don't have that. My hot water runs out. You can flush the toilet, you can run the sink while you're in one of my, in my shower, but it will run out.
Speaker 1:So if you want hot water, you have to get in the shower before this family member or you're fucked. That's see, how many times did I swear there? Because that's how crazy. It makes me crazy, crazy. Oh my goodness. Yep, everyone else, quick and out, does their thing. I'm probably the fastest. Yeah, yeah, the 20-minute or plus shower kills me. Oh, you know what else kills me too. Oh, boy, One more thing Grinds your gears, grinds your gears.
Speaker 1:Turn the fan on when you get in the bathroom. Oh, yes, turn the fan on. Yes, turn the fan up. Yeah, I get two things about the fan, yes. Number one turn the fan on before you go into the shower because the moisture in the bathroom, right, don't shut it off when you get out of the shower. Leave it running for another minute or two so it can get right the moisture out. Yes, yes, shut it off, yes, okay. So that's like a regular conversation.
Speaker 1:Um, yeah, going to the bathroom and not putting the fan on, why that's a big dick move, why Big dick? So you use the bathroom? Yeah, finish up. Yep, wash your hands, step out of the bathroom. There's no spray, there's no fan.
Speaker 1:Then you have the audacity to leave the door open. How dare you? Yeah, the door open is wild, but, okay, nobody wants to smell your shit. Wait, wait, wait, okay. So two things. One, what's worse, though like keeping the door closed. So when you open it, you're like annihilated, or leaving it open, and I mean that's not a better option. But like what? No, I mean like no, no, I hear what you're saying, but just like in general, like, oh, no, close the door when you go to the bathroom. I don't want to be no, I don't want to just sit there and smell someone going to the bathroom, yeah, and. And then I don't want to smell it afterwards. So open the door, get in there, shut it and get out real quick and shut it behind you real fast after you've sprayed and put the fan on.
Speaker 1:So then here's my thing, and maybe you might know this, maybe you might not. If anyone listening knows this, fucking enlighten me. Why are bathrooms next to the fucking kitchen? Oh right, what the fuck is that about? No, that's a good observation. Why? That's a great observation. Every single bathroom is in the kitchen, in the kitchen or by the kitchen. It's weird, it is weird. It is weird. That is weird. Why put it a little bit down. The here's the thing. It's all the plumbing's connected. Listen, all the plumbing's connected. Listen, all the plumbing's connected. Get a longer pipe connected a fucking different way. And they can, and they absolutely can. Pipes come in all shapes and sizes, gross and weird, and why I don't know, but I can tell you.
Speaker 1:The shower thing, the fan thing and the not spraying and closing the door after you do your duty, yeah, is a crime scene. It's. You should be arrested. Awful, similar arrest, citizens arrest. It's barbaric. Like what? Well, no, I mean barbar. They pooped outside, so they may as well just shit in the fucking kitchen, like you're not closing the door, you're not spraying, you're not putting the fan on. Why are you even using the fucking toilet at this point? Right, what's the point? What you want? Your privacy, really, really, go fuck yourself, I can.
Speaker 1:The tiktoks you're watching, oh my god, like honest to god, I just can't, I can't, I fucking can't. So there's all the swearing I didn't do last episode. There you have it. Bring up a conversation about the bathroom and the shower with me. It's gonna pull me into a full fucking fit of rage, fucking rage. Oh my god, this is so funny. Yeah, yeah, but these are real life problems. No, these are real life, first world problems. They are and it's, it's awful. It's just, oh, I hate it. I really so funny. So, anyways, that was my shower fucking story. And now I'm like annoyed. Um, do you have any stories that will take me out of my annoyed state? No, but I could be annoyed with you. Misery loves company. Okay, I'm annoyed that for another year so what, 40 years and counting?
Speaker 1:Happy hour is still banned in massachusetts. Cares I, would you care about happy hour? Why? Because it like makes it more fun and people go, go and you can have like themes. And I just feel like when you go to other places and they have happy hour, it's like a to-do, like people are excited. We don't have happy hour. Actually, you're right, because I get excited.
Speaker 1:Where do we go in this happy hour but we miss it every time. We, every time we literally walk in, she goes oh, you just missed happy hour. I'm like no shit, no, fucking surprise there, because happy hours, like four to seven, like people are working, people are just getting out of work like not me happy out. Well, no, not you, but most other people. But like happy hour is such a weird time where, like someone like a me misses it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so it's not really happy anymore because I missed the two dollar freaking margaritas. Oh man, fuck, you know what I mean. Two dollar margarita, oh boy, oh boy. I mean it's not a good idea to drink the two dollar margaritas because you're drinking like bottom of the barrel, but not a good idea. Yeah, that's why it's banned, all right, never mind, okay, case closed.
Speaker 1:You answered your own question, case closed, perfect, um, okay. So yes, let's get into a little bit of a discussion. Okay, so my friend is a book girly a what a book girly. So she's like reading a lot of books, right, okay, that's like I've never heard of it called that, but okay, 2024 goal is to like read a fuck ton of books, okay. So she was asking me a question about a line in a book that she had read. Okay, and we were very divided in this discussion, so I want to get your opinion. Oh boy, so you really want my opinion?
Speaker 1:I didn't write down the name of the book, but the author is Katie White and the quote is smart women accept that all men cheat. Sorry, I think I did something to my microphone, but hopefully not. It's smart men accept that. Smart men accept, no, that smart women, oh, smart women accept, yep, that all men cheat. Oh, hmm, I mean, they all do. Yes, yeah, that was my stance as well. But accepting it, yep, yup, no, yeah, like, my stance is okay. So, like I accept that they do? Right, I believe that they do, yes, yes, but what do you mean? Accepting it? Like you're accepting the fact that your man cheats, so you're just going to stay with him, or just accepting the fact that all men cheat? So, accepting the fact that they all cheat? Yeah, I, I agree with that. A fact that they all cheat? Yeah, I, I agree with that. Yeah, me too. Yeah, they do.
Speaker 1:My friend did not. My friend was very like, no, not all of them. Oh, they do. And I was like, at one point of their in their life. Absolutely, they did 100, yeah, 100. I know and I'm going to speak about this because I don't think they'll probably ever listen to the podcast I don't see them anymore. I don't hot take whatever. Well, anyways, I know a couple knew I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't it's not that I don't know them anymore, but I don't see them. I hang around them or I haven't seen them in years knew a couple happily married.
Speaker 1:We thought two kids, husband, total dweeb, like when I tell you, nerdzilla, super nice guy, super nice guy. But he was just like video gamer reading, like it was fucking weird, like he was just fucking weird. We thought like she was off her rocker with this guy. We're like what the fuck is wrong with her. But her biological clock was ticking. They met online. She felt like I need to have kids, I need to get married, I need to get my life and go, you know, okay, fine, so she'd be married.
Speaker 1:This motherfucker was cheating on her online with people online. Ew, can you believe? Like we all were like what? Like we thought she was making it up because she wanted out of the marriage. Oh my God, because she wasn't really in love with him. It was just like I said. She wanted to have her kid. He was not her type, she, he was not not her type at all.
Speaker 1:Yeah, um, he was literally having an online affair with some random woman, probably as dorky as him. It was the craziest, funniest, weirdest fucked up story we ever heard. We literally were like no, you're fucking lying. Like no way is that happening. So wait, what did it take for you to believe her? She showed us the, the online. She showed us the, the messages her on. How did she find out? I don't know, I think she must have like saw something on his laptop or whatever. Oh my god, can you believe it? So they're not together anymore. Then he admitted it.
Speaker 1:Well, good accountability is well she, she tried to give him another chance because the person that he was online with wasn't from around here. It was just like a an emotional connection, but still, it's still cheating. I'm sorry, oh 100, when you emotionally connect to someone and it's not your partner and your wife or your husband, it's, it's cheating. I don't give a shit what anybody says. Agreed, um, so she decided to give him another chance and, um, yeah, it just it didn't work. He, I think he ended up doing it again, or so she found out something else had happened or whatever. I can't remember, but it was just.
Speaker 1:The point is like, even someone who you would least expect it could be the most handsome, well-rounded, financially stable man with status, it could be the dorkiest of dorks that you would never imagine in a million years. Yeah, it happens, it fucking happened. Yeah, and that kind of like did it for me. I'm like, wow, this guy found someone to cheat with, holy shit, but again, it was online, just like he met her, sure. So, yeah, I don't know if it really counts, because it's not like he met someone in person to cheat with, because, gosh, it should have been even worse, wasn't an attractive man? Yeah, I guess everybody has. You know, they said there was somebody out there for everyone. I agree, yeah, yeah, I believe, but yeah, it's yeah, everybody, yeah, all men, they all cheat.
Speaker 1:Do you think all women cheat? No, no, no, I think some women are. I think for men, the example that you just described is a little bit different, because that was emotional, but I feel like for men it is very like physical, it's very like conqueror, yeah, conquest kind of a thing, where for women it's a little bit different, like it's emotional. They want like a connection that maintains right. Right, and I think too, women are more probably privy to like an affair and a long-term thing, right, not so much like a quick cheat, I feel like right, it's not like a, it's not like a quickie thing, like a one-night stand thing.
Speaker 1:I feel like when women do it, it's because they're um, looking for some type of connection or emotion or feeling that they didn't, they're not getting in the relationship or current situation that they're in. And a lot of times when women do it, the person that they're having the affair with, they could be with that person long term because that is the person that they made that connection with. I mean, sometimes it doesn't work out and they end up being with long term because that is the person that they made that connection with. I mean, sometimes it doesn't work out and they end up being with other people because that didn't work Right, but it took them away from the unhappiness that they were in and they think they realize, oh, there's a, there's something else out here. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1:It's not just what. It was Right, so, but you're right, for men it's like that quick, you know instant gratification, right, and it's like the notch on the belt type thing, yeah, jumping from one to the other, which is disgusting and so weird to me, like it just seems like a lot of wasted energy and time. Like why Just be alone? Be alone or be okay with that, yeah. Or settle down with one person. That it's kind of like this is so bad.
Speaker 1:It's kind of like buying a house like you're not going to find the house that checks every box, right. At one point you're going to have to find someone that is just good enough, right, and that's not settling in my opinion, but like you're just like perfect or perfection is not really attainable or achievable. I know people who shall remain nameless she's getting loud that have set the bar so high that they can't just do that, do that. So, yeah, lower your standards, because you're not going to find every single thing you want in a man, right, you have to see past certain shit and move on and, at our age, recognize that if, after everything you've been through, you're still seeking that been through, you're still seeking that, you're probably not going to find it. Like you have to waver a little bit and again, I don't want to use the word settle, because I feel like that has like a negative connotation. Yeah, but like, you just have to realize that what it is you're looking for, what it is you're after, it's not out there. It's you're looking in the wrong places. No, it's not out there.
Speaker 1:Or the common, the thought of something is very nice, oh, 100%, but it's not realistic. Hello, the idea of having X, y and Z is amazing, but it's not. We're experiencing that in real time with Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez. Oh, yeah, 20 years ago, oh my God, they were like the it couple. 20 years later, I want them to be together. I'm rooting for them. They've been separated since april. So in her divorce yeah, papers that she filed, she lists the date of separation as april. I know that's a bummer. Yeah, so they've been separated for a long time. Yeah, but that's the thing.
Speaker 1:Sad people, and you think like, oh, 20 years later, they would have grown up and they're not. Like, they're a different person, they're more mature. No, like the shit that they were before is, yes, more mature. Like maybe he's a dork, but he's a more mature dork. Like maybe he's an asshole or was an asshole. He's a more mature asshole and vice versa. Like, yeah, I'm sad for them too, but I'm I really wanted them to, yeah, work, I like them together. Listen, you don't bring the trash. Why they just baby, they just look so good together. No, you don't. You don't go back to your exes.
Speaker 1:Yeah, she, he was the love of her life according to her. Clearly not. No, she, he was love of her life. He wasn't the love she wasn't the love of his life because he's being a dick. You don't know that. I know that maybe it was held by his that mean mug he always has that.
Speaker 1:No, like, a lot of people saw this coming, so they were like drawing references back to her documentary that came out on amazon prime a couple months ago about the album that she made for him. Oh my god, and she had facetimed jane fonda and jane fonda and her were in um, monster in law. Yeah, and jane fonda, and it's so, predicted it right, yes, and they kept it in the documentary. I forget, like exactly what it was. I did see something about that.
Speaker 1:But she literally said something like Jennifer, like you just don't seem like you're in love, or like something like that, something to that effect. And she played it off and she was like no, we love each other, everything's great. No, like people knew you were unhappy, why go through all that? Why go through the marriage and all the hoopla and all the this and that hope and hope and hope? Listen, they had like two weddings. They had like all this stuff, like, yeah, you just hope. You have this idea of the person in your mind and it's just not real. No, it's not reality, no, no, no, it's not. Yeah, it's not yep.
Speaker 1:So, anywho, do you know that some banks in italy accept parmesan cheese as collateral for loans? Fucking, moving there, I'm going. The practice began the mid uh20th century in the town of Reggio Emilia. How much cheese do I have to put up to get like a house, I don't know, or a business, but how much cheese are we talking about? Well, I mean, I guess some banks accept wheels of cheese and they're stored in a wheelhouse, because these wheels of cheese, the value is at between like 900 and 1500 dollars, depending on the age and quality of the cheese, and they store these. They store them until, like, a person can die with the cheese. What money, what? No, it's like, it's like we'll, it's like collateral, like we'll take your, your Parmigiano-Reggiano cheese until you can make payment.
Speaker 1:I've never heard something so ridiculous. Yeah, it's collateral for, like, small business loans. In my life, Parmigiano-Reggiano wheels of cheese, no. But you know what this brings up a good topic, because I was thinking about this with wine. Actually, you know how wine, like you let it sit in your fucking cellar for a gajillion years and pass it on down to generations and it's vintage and it's so amazing. But who fucking decides that? Like, who cares if this dusty fucking bottle of wine has been in my family for fucking centuries? Like that seems unhealthy, that doesn't seem like I can sell it for $2,000. So you're saying this with cheese too. Like, oh, we're just going to hold fucking wheels of cheese and they store it in a warehouse and they hold on to it until no, because it's not, like it's not increasing in value, like that's fucking weird whiners. I might sneeze on the podcast, just letting you know. May the lord bless you. So anyways, in us, since 1953, the regional bank of 53, credito emiliano how many has been accepted an annual, unusual form of collateral for small business loans massive will of Parmesan.
Speaker 1:That's an old ass, fucking cheese. I mean, at this point it's like fucking blue cheese. That's nasty, it's in a wheel, it's like an 80 pound, and is it in like a fucking room that's gonna preserve it and make it? Fuck off. That probably costs more than the fucking cheese. It's in a warehouse that they store it. All right, I'm going to go to that warehouse and I'm just going to eat the cheese. How about that? Fuck off, okay, you can eat the cheese, but you know, 80 pounds of cheese is valued at $900 to $1,500. So, depending on how much money you owe you to like, bring a lot of cheese. Like what? Yeah, oh my god, one wheel of cheese doesn't even pay you know what rent. If you lived in italy and you had a loan and you couldn't pay it, your ass would be bringing fucking wheels of cheese. Listen, I'm gonna go to italy. Okay, my cheese and the men that cheat. Let's go. Oh no, why Leave the fucking men that cheat at home, because they all cheat anyways. We'll just go to the.
Speaker 1:A little Mauricio, mauricio, a little Vincenzo, what you would like? An Italian guy? No, that sounds awful. Like hair on his chest. Ew, the one thing. Oh, oh, my god, hair on his chest. Oh, no, the one thing. Oh, oh, my god, widow's peak hair on his chest.
Speaker 1:They're the guys that, like they have like the button down to here with the hair bulging out, and it's like why go put a t-shirt on under there? Like why don't you have a t-shirt on underneath your button-down shirt? Or wax you nasty, trim it, like what the fuck? Like? Oh wait, I've heard about something recently. Oh, now I forget the name of it and I was gonna say something. That's definitely not the name of it, but it's like this thing. It's not laser, it starts with the letter e and electrolysis. No, I don't know, maybe, but it has like a lot of tweezers at once. What's that? I don't know. Okay, more to come.
Speaker 1:I just found out about this and it sounds so painful, but I hear it has my result. Why would we want that? Because I hear it has good results. No, we don't want anything with pain has to be pain-free. Are you talking about, like, red hair removal? Yes, no, no, yeah, no, you can help me out if it has a lot of little things and it's gonna cause me pain. I'm done, all right, fine, nope, okay, nope.
Speaker 1:So you're looking for a husband? Yeah, duh, korea, south korea is paying people $38,000 to find a husband or wife, as long as it's not North Korea, we're good. Nope, south Korea, they're grappling with the world's lowest birth rate. Oh well, I don't want kids, I want a husband. I'm not having kids. They're turning to financial incentives in efforts to reserve its demographic decline.
Speaker 1:Where was this offer four years ago? So they want couples to get married? Tie the. We'll give you 38 000. Go have some kids to bring up our nope, um, population. Nope, those days for me are over. Yeah, no. So I can't have an italian husband. I can't have a south korean husband. No, jeez, how many countries are there? Cause I just got too off the list. No, and I'm also with American husbands too. So you're done. Three countries, you're done. I think you're just. Might as well stay by yourself at this point. There's more countries out there. No, you'll find something wrong with every single one of them. I know I have the Seinfeld syndrome. Yeah, no, just, yeah, just, just be alone, just be alone. Okay, that's the name of today's episode just be alone. Thank you for joining us on this wine build adventure. We would greatly appreciate your support. Please follow and rate our podcast on Apple Podcasts, spotify or wherever you're tuning in right now. So raise a glass, leave no wine behind, and let's continue this journey together. Cheers.
