No Whine Left Behind
"No Whine Left Behind" is the podcast that serves up a blend of real talk while sipping cocktails. Join your hosts Celia and Alex as we dive into life’s ups and downs, share wild stories we’ve read, and chat about the everyday family drama we all know too well.
No Whine Left Behind
Wine to the Rescue!
Starting with a hilarious wine-pouring fiasco, this episode takes you through a laugh-out-loud story of astronauts and their wild hairdos during a live interview.
Alex’s big move and Kentucky Derby plans, we’re spilling all the deets on our upcoming journeys and the funny mishaps along the way.
But wait, there's more! We dive into unexpected topics like the hidden dangers of tampons, a hilarious debate about aliens and tech, parenting struggles, and even the five types of boredom we all face.
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Welcome to the no Wine Left Behind podcast, where we uncork the perfect blend of wine and wines from our everyday lives.
Speaker 2:I'm Alex and I'm Celia. We're here together in the wine cellar sipping on different blends of wine, while sharing ups and downs, frustrations and funny moments of our daily adventures.
Speaker 1:So grab a glass of vino. Join us as we raise our voices and our glasses Together. We'll dive into the drama of life as we see it, Ding.
Speaker 2:Buttercup, then much another episode.
Speaker 1:Here we go. I'm over here grabbing my glass like a, like a beast that looks so embarrassing.
Speaker 2:I don't know why I did that oh, because you obviously need that wine right now.
Speaker 1:No, for sure. I mean just in case I have like the whole, the whole bottle is right here.
Speaker 2:So same we have. We have a whole bottle too.
Speaker 1:So that'll be fun. What's new? What's going on?
Speaker 2:So I literally was just getting my notes for this and I write everything down because I have like brain fog and I don't remember anything ever. So as I was doing that, I was listening to the news in the background and you are going to love this story. Oh my God, I'm so excited. It's about outer space and astronauts and all that stuff.
Speaker 1:Oh okay, Cool Astronauts.
Speaker 2:I don't believe in astronauts, but Well, there's two of them that are stuck in space right now. Believe that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because they never fucking land anywhere. So if they would land then it wouldn't be a problem, would it? But we oh okay, I won't say we've never been to the moon, but they're not landing, so that's why they're stuck and that's on them.
Speaker 2:Yeah Well, they were only supposed to be there for a week and now they're there till mid-August. It was so funny because it wasn't really funny, but it was just crazy because the woman's like I don't know how Channel 5 got into space to interview them, but they were on Channel 5 today being interviewed from space and her hair was like like all up and like you think she would have at least tied her hair back. I don't know, but I think she wanted everybody to see that she was, yeah, part of the appeal. So the giggle in the background, if anybody's wondering, is my dear friend sherry. She's here um hi audience member.
Speaker 2:So yeah, I thought you'd you'd you really like enjoy that, but okay, I was wrong. No, like space, I don't care about the astronauts no, yeah, aliens are real astronauts.
Speaker 1:Like what's the point?
Speaker 2:there's floating out there observing lame. We've been observing for what like I don't know how many years I'm bad at math, let's move on did you get my text the other day?
Speaker 2:because nobody responded and it was a little annoying. I'm still excited about the cruise. We went on and gary found this um channel, the smithsonian channel, and it's all about cruises. It's called the mighty ship and our cruise was on there. They were talking about our cruise and they were showing the ship and behind the scenes and I'm like, oh my god, we were there, we were there, we were there, we were there.
Speaker 1:And then when I told everyone it was, it's so funny that you get so angry that people don't respond to your messages it literally takes a second to respond and so annoying.
Speaker 2:But then if I don't respond to a text?
Speaker 1:hello, hello, hello, hello. Where are you? Who lost the younger crowd Because you said Smithsonian and they were like all that, like immediately. No, if you would have just said like on a channel, they're talking about our cruise or cruises, then they would have probably been all for it. But as soon as you said Smithsonian, whoop checked out.
Speaker 2:Well, again, it was about our cruise at the time, so goodbye all of them cruise vibes still flowing oh they are. I want to go on another one, I do so what do you got?
Speaker 1:so, speaking of things to do, I'm I've spent the last week doing some research and seriously considering other cities to live in the united states, because the northeast is not for me it's not my, my home state is kicking me out, wow so where is it kicking you to? So I'm currently looking into c Ohio and Louisville Kentucky.
Speaker 2:Maybe I can get down with Louisville Kentucky, because then I can go to Kentucky Derby every year. I can just stay at your place, right, exactly. Yeah, I can totally get down. All right, I vote for Louisville Kentucky. So much cheaper. I'm going to do it. My vote counts. How come you're not considering South Carolina? I thought you loved it there. Louisville Kentucky so much cheaper I'm going to do it. My vote counts. Yeah, how come you're not considering South Carolina? I thought you loved it there.
Speaker 1:I do, but it's like a little bit too far, a little bit too country for me. I need like a little city action, but not like 12.
Speaker 2:Louisville, Kentucky is not far enough.
Speaker 1:Louisville's only like an 11 hour drive. Really. Yeah, it's not bad. Cincinnati's like eight or ten hours, not bad, south carolina's 14 maybe.
Speaker 2:Yeah, too much I draw, the line is gonna kick your ass huh yeah, I draw the line at like 10 hours. This is my max and we move like a little bit over but that's fine, driving to visit and we'd be driving to visit you. Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 1:No, so I'm thinking like worst case scenario if I had to drive. So I just want it to be drivable, but I never plan on driving.
Speaker 2:Got it? Yeah, because I don't. I'd have to fly to see you, yeah.
Speaker 1:The, yeah, yeah, yeah, the furthest I drive now is new york.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and I know, and I don't even like doing that drive. Yeah, I don't mind it so much, it's quick, especially when you have company, even though I technically do the driving, but I like to be the passenger, I like driving, you do. So sherry likes to drive, which is weird, ridiculous to me, because driving, yeah, well good Every time we go somewhere, you can drive. Otherwise, I'm bored, I don't want to.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 2:Although we've all done it, it's not good on the road. You don't want to. I don't, so okay, I vote for Louisville. Louisville, you have to say it. I vote for Louisville.
Speaker 1:Louisville, louisville, louisville. You have to say it like a local Louisville, louisville, louisville, yeah, just say it really fast and it's fine. Yeah, and nobody will ever know.
Speaker 2:Every time I go, I'm just going to wear a big hat and everyone's going to think I'm oh my gosh, amazing, except for the tornadoes.
Speaker 1:But we're.
Speaker 2:We'll figure that out once we get there. Well, donna's dad, she's loving it right isn't donna yes, okay, complain about.
Speaker 1:Uh no, I mean she gets alerts multiple times a day and I think the tornadoes only actually touched down once in the two years that I've known her.
Speaker 2:So, and it didn't even touch down near her, it just like touched down okay, hi donna, if you're listening, I miss you and I can't wait to visit you in louisville well, we'll have to go and do some like market research, so we'll be there soon oh good, okay, yeah, oh sure. So big brother starting can't wait.
Speaker 1:I feel like been forever and I don't. It started later this year, right?
Speaker 2:I don't like it no, yeah, it should be like a couple weeks in at this point.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I like I want it to happen already. What is it?
Speaker 2:so, for sherry doesn't know about big brother. So it's been what? 20 seasons now or something. Yeah, it's a group of 16 adults live in a house for 90 days. Yeah, one by one, week, by week, week they get evicted, yep, and like, every now and then they'll have the opportunity to fight their way back into the house. They have to do competition. Sometimes they go a week without eating regular food. What is it? The slop? They get this stuff called slop for a week. It's like a punishment type thing. Like all the rooms in the house are really nice, except there's like this one crazy room that like it's like air mattresses and like or they have sleeping sleeping bags on the floor, or they have sleeping sleeping bags on the floor, um, and it's just all strangers from all different like places and they just kind of figure it out. And then at the end there's two winners one will win 50 000 and the other one wins how much?
Speaker 2:500, changing it like every year like 500 000, but it's funny, it's cute, it's. It's something that we've been watching for since ever. What is it started um?
Speaker 2:um channel tvs okay yeah, yeah, I'll alert you when it starts. Okay, thanks, and we can talk, because then once you always hear about big brother. So, oh my god, I have a funny story in georgia. Decided that they were going to funnel margarita out of the butt, husband down his wife's butt and was gonna like drink it out of her butt. It's the. The headline is warning a little tequila up the butt will get you arrested. Yep, yep. So they they were drunk and they decide that he tried funneling a drink down the woman's ass in the restaurant. There's, there's, there's pictures in the restaurant, in the restaurant. There's pictures In the restaurant. The lady's bent over. I don't know if you can see this. The lady is bent over and he's literally pouring the tequila down her bum and like trying to drink it out of her butt again.
Speaker 1:You're not the Flash right, so you're not going to be able to like, pour it and then go and get it Like. What are you doing? What are you thinking? I don't know.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they're trash bags.
Speaker 1:That's so gross Georgia. She definitely had like swamp ass Like come on, do better, right, do better.
Speaker 2:That was more than margarita he was getting.
Speaker 1:Like what.
Speaker 2:It just like. I love margaritas too, but this is kind of making me wonder do I want to drink them more or not? Because every time I have a margarita I'm going to think about someone getting it funneled and pouring it on their ass. I don't know. All this shit is going to make me like Also like is that really a funnel?
Speaker 1:That's more like a luge. That's more like a luge because when I think funnel, I think like a funnel and like the little stick part of the funnel.
Speaker 2:You know yeah, so no, I think he was just like I think he was just like he was pouring the cup. Yeah, so that's like trying to. Like you said, he was trying to go down to the bottom and catch it real quick. So it goes.
Speaker 1:I can't. This is fucking weird.
Speaker 2:To make matters worse, the woman's name was Mary Sweat.
Speaker 1:No Sorry.
Speaker 2:No way, and the guy's name is Joy Boyette, and Mary complained to the police after her arrest that someone leaked the video and it was spreading like wildfire. No shit, you're in public, all these people in a restaurant. Someone wasn't videotaping your husband trying to like drink margarita out of your ass. You, widow, like get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 1:Okay, but real, real, real, like, put yourself in that moment. You're a patron at the same bar restaurant. What are you doing? What are you doing?
Speaker 2:that's one rim. I wouldn't want to lick salt. And what are you gonna do if you're there?
Speaker 1:what's that? What are you gonna do if you're there? Are you gonna say something? Are you leaving like what's?
Speaker 2:happening. I would probably look at them in disgust and walk out like I wouldn't sit there and watch that, or video it like I would look at them like you guys are disgusting and just hit the road, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:But like really you're shocked that someone videotaped you and leaked the video. Of course they probably made money off that. That's like her sex tape now. Like let me watch that. I doubt she's gonna get famous off it because it's actually really gross. Who knows? But there's weird fucking people out there and there might be someone out there that is like has a kink for that and they're gonna be like oh, 100% it's strange they probably already have offers and who knows what else.
Speaker 2:So, yeah, that was very interesting and it was in Georgia, so they're so close to Florida that it doesn't shock me yeah, I bet you they're like right on the line oh yeah, right there. It's like you step your toe when you're in Jackson, so disturbing, okay, maybe. Maybe not your toe, maybe the whole foot yeah, so what else I'm?
Speaker 1:oh, I am going to what come on, jesus?
Speaker 1:I think she was going somewhere like are you going on a trip? My new topic is I'm gonna start wearing diapers. Hey, what's wrong? Do you have a? I'm sure it was a people article, so I'm sure I'm sure you've seen it. No, I haven't, actually, but well, I mean it wasn't about diapers, but, um, it was about and this is something like we've known for a long time, but even more like recent research is coming out about it and the fact that tampons are really toxic. I was gonna bring that up. Yes, it's so bad. And then there's Well, now we have reason to know why like PCOS and endometriosis I'm so sorry, however, you say that and all the fibroid issues and like things that women are having and have been having for so long.
Speaker 2:Yes, I did see that, but I would have never connected diapers to you coming up and talking about tampons like well, because I went down a rabbit hole and I was like, okay, like I don't want to wear tampons anymore, so what am I gonna do?
Speaker 1:so obviously like there's all of these options and then, because of my rabbit hole, I started to get ads for always and I thought problem solved a lot, yeah we sometimes gotta pull her off the edge.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, she gets a little crazy with this stuff. Yeah, yeah, that's why we can't, so cool, go over that stuff. I said, I whispered to her, we can't talk about ufos because she gets a little cuckoo about that stuff.
Speaker 1:They're real. They're charging up right now on the West Coast.
Speaker 2:You know, there is that what we were talking about ants or something and how they're like little. What was it? We were talking about something being worker bees and we look down on them as little worker bees, and I think we were talking about that. Yeah, and he goes, the aliens well them as little worker bees. I think we're talking about the aliens. We're their worker bees. They're all looking at us. We're doing all the work. So when they come down, take over everything's shit done.
Speaker 1:They don't have to do anything 100% you can't tell me that all the technology we have is all man-made. Okay. We're the alien worker, bees, yeah we are in a bubble, they're in a pit bull. They're watching us. Yeah, they're helping us.
Speaker 2:They help us too well, because we're stupid, right, we're human, supposedly. We're not that bright, so they need to, you know, throw in their little two cents every now and then to give us that little boost.
Speaker 1:Right iPhones AI it's all alien technology.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, I agree with you on that. I do, I don't know, but yeah, yeah, something's, I just don't know what Something Do you believe in? The sum of life? I do, she does. You see she's team, alex, I am.
Speaker 1:Because, it's true, crazy people don't believe in aliens.
Speaker 2:Well, I guess I'm crazy. Then, girl, you believe in aliens? No, I don't what do you? Believe in.
Speaker 1:I believe in it no, I don't, I don't. What do you believe in? I believe in love you don't believe in love? Ah, because we needed a good laugh, do you believe?
Speaker 2:the children are. I do believe the children are our future. Actually, no, I don't, because the children these days are fucking dumb as shit. So you know not our future Kids these days are fucking dumb man, kids with no promise of my being, but damn FTK. Yeah, kids are dumb Like what the hell I'm ready for school to start.
Speaker 1:Summer sucks. School's not starting anymore for mine. I know I just graduated oh boy, one of us did so school's not starting anymore for mine graduated. So literally the other night I was like I have failed as a parent I don't even remember what it was.
Speaker 2:But yeah, I feel like that often, but it's fine. We all have our ups and downs, our failures. It's okay. That's why we have wine and liquor and beer fixes. All that would be nothing without it. No, god no. I read a meme earlier. It said if someone walked a mile in my shoes, they'd end up at a wine bar. You're right, love me some wine Too bad. So I was reading something earlier, because you know how I like to just read shit online and I don't know if we're not.
Speaker 2:Um I they said that there's new types of boredom that's been discovered, because just being bored isn't fucking good enough. No, so if you thought all boredom was the same, think again. Uh, psychologists have identified as many as five distinct types of boredom. All right, and you are marked by strong feelings of apathy. So I guess this is a thing, and we just I didn't know there were different types of boredom, but apparently they just added five more to the list, so I haven't really found the list of boredoms, but I will.
Speaker 2:So it says. Other types of boredom include indifferent boredom, feeling of real, of relaxed and fatigued but cheerful. Collaborating boredom waiting to do something but not knowing what. Searching boredom actively thinking of things to do. And reactant boredom feeling unhappy, angry or aggressive. Ooh, that would be Gary. The last type, along with the newly discovered apathetic form of boredom, are much detrimental than other kinds of boredom. Researchers say so. The last type meaning the reactant boredom feeling unhappy, angry or aggressive. Which one are you?
Speaker 1:Are you always searching?
Speaker 2:for? Oh, so you are the collaborating boredom, waiting to do something but not knowing what yes that one okay. Um, I'm probably the indifferent boredom feeling relaxed, fatigued, but cheerful yeah, that's you yeah, yeah, you don't know, I think I'm in between both of those. Okay, yeah, sherry's in between. So we all have our type of boredoms. But yeah, I didn't know there were so many different types of boredoms.
Speaker 1:I just say I'm bored. So now I have to say I'm collaboratively bored. What the fuck.
Speaker 2:You put it all together, I'm reacting. Bored I'm in different. Bored I'm going to do some teacher. There might be other categories that we fall into it's weird.
Speaker 1:Everyone's always trying to just like put shit in a box and put like a label on things. Just let them be, let them be. I don't understand the need to put a name on everything nothing can't just be, like, like friendship, okay, yep, you think you know.
Speaker 2:you think you know your close pals. Think again. Think they know their friends inside and out. But that might not be the case. Psychologists say Two common bases give rise to frequent misunderstandings Humans tend to project their own intentions and wishes onto others, and people are also swayed by the crowd. The basis can lead to serious confusion, in which two people end up doing something that neither wants, just because they think the other person is game. If there's anything to take away from this year, it's people don't understand themselves nearly as well as they think. 100%, I agree with that. I agree with that too. Yeah, I mean, mean, I agree with it, but I don't feel like I'm a lot like that, like I'm kind of I'd be, I kind of like what is it?
Speaker 1:um, I march to the beat of my own drum and um, and I think the older we get, the less we do that, I agree, right, yeah, you know more what and you don't do the things you don't want to do right, exactly, and I've had friends where they were very much I say I had, but I have that were very much that way.
Speaker 2:Now they're like no, I have one friend in particular that was very much that way and now, because of and this was she told me this directly since I've been hanging around with you and watching you and seeing how you are and how you respond and how you react she goes I don't want to fucking do something, I'm not doing it, I'm like that was because of me. Cool, because you should have never been like that in the first place. Like I'm glad I'm able to help you do and become a person, but if that's not who you are, no, no, that's who they wanted, always wanted to be. They just didn't know how to come. Now can you find their voice? Yeah, but being someone else, being that way around them, gave them that confidence to say she can say no, I'm gonna going to say no too.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, that's cool Cause I always, I always encourage people to be whoever they want to be and feel however they want to feel, and no pressure Like go with the flow. I'm, liz, a go with the flow type. You know what I mean and I'm, I understand, everybody has things, everybody is busy, life is busy. I don't hold nothing against, you know what I mean. Like I'm not gonna be hanging out, or what if I didn't talk to you for a month? Like it is what it is figure it out.
Speaker 2:You know, pick up, we left off. I'm the pick up, we left off type person. Um, I have friends that sometimes I don't talk to for a year, and then I'll they'll message me or I'll message them and it's like hey, how's it going? Like we never stop talking, yeah. And then those friends that get mad that you didn't talk to them for a week, it's like okay, bye. Like I'm, I don't need that yeah, everyone is so, so different.
Speaker 2:Yeah, friendships and those circles are very complicated, yes, so tricky so I'm lucky because I'm surrounded by a ton of great people and we're all very similar. We all are go with the flow type people and like we cannot talk for a period of time and it's cool and there's none of that crap. You know what I mean? Yeah, really, really nice, very like chill group. I love it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, encourage people to find a similar group. It's possible.
Speaker 2:And if you need help, drop me a message and a text. I'll help you get, I will mentor you, I will coach you, I will get you there.
Speaker 1:Santa has openings. Just say no, I mean yes, you there. It has openings. Just say no, yes, but no, yeah, no, exactly.
Speaker 2:Like that, like that. Yeah, oh, my God, we got a really nice comment from the Levitate people. It's Levitate, levitate, levitate.
Speaker 1:Thank you so much for your comment. We appreciate it. Yeah, we're really excited and, yeah, hopefully more to come. Yeah, I think that we're gearing up for the end of season two, season three. We have some fun things cooking up so crazy, like I can't believe it's been almost a year since we've been doing this and I know going into these third season's gonna be fun.
Speaker 1:Hopefully do some collabs, yeah, meet some new people yeah, it's been really fun to see like the progression. I think season one was like figuring it all out, and then season two videos now like you can see us, yeah, yeah. So season three we just gotta kick it up a notch. We gotta keep it going, sure yeah, there's no stopping us now.
Speaker 2:No definitely not. I was at an event last night and this man that was speaking, he said something that gave me food for thought. I haven't stopped thinking about it. He was talking about it was an entrepreneurship type thing at UML. He said that businesses don't fail. People quit, people give up. He said the road to success is littered with people who quit or gave up. I've never thought of it that way, ever. Yeah, so it's like I don't want to be one of those people on that road, on the side. So, yeah, so there's my you know, quote of the day weekly devotional.
Speaker 1:There you go. Well, you guys look like you're having a lot of fun. I might have to fucking come over. This is yeah, you, yeah, you should come over here.
Speaker 2:I'm going over there. I really want you to come over.
Speaker 1:Well, thank you for joining us on this wine and wine filled adventure. Remember that there should be no wine left behind in your glasses.
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Speaker 1:So raise a glass, leave no wine behind and let's continue this journey together. Cheers you.
