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Celia & Alex Season 1 Episode 12

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Join us on 'No Wine Left Behind' for a wild ride!  We dive into holiday traditions, MA's surprising ranking, bank robbery stats, child surcharges at restaurants and celebrity memoirs. Pour a glass, and let's chat about quirky customs, relaxed states, daring heists, dining manners, and fame's twists!

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Speaker 1:

Welcome to the no Wine Left Behind podcast, where we uncork the perfect blend of wine and wines from our everyday lives. I'm Alex.

Speaker 2:

Hola, and I'm Celia. We are here together in the wine cellar sipping on different blends of wine, while sharing the ups and downs, frustrations and funny moments of our daily adventures.

Speaker 1:

So grab a glass of vino. Join us as we raise our voices and our glasses Together. We'll dive into the drama of life as we see it.

Speaker 2:

Hello, hi, how's it going?

Speaker 1:

Good, no complaints. Yeah, can't complain. Everything is just truckin' along, life is lifein', that's good.

Speaker 2:

How about you? Same same old, same old, you know just doing my thing. Yeah nothing exciting.

Speaker 1:

Just doing my thing.

Speaker 2:

Nothing fun. No, nothing really fun and exciting's happening these days.

Speaker 1:

No, yeah, but we're gearing up holidays. Yes.

Speaker 2:

That's always fun the holidays. Yes, it's stressful, but it's fun.

Speaker 1:

Yes, oh yeah, I feel like it's way more fun than stressful, totally agree. Yeah, I'm looking forward to it. I think it'll be like especially fun this year too. Our family has like grown since last year.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Lots of like life changes also in general for folks. So there's like so much to celebrate and I think it makes selfishly, it makes gift giving easier, Because when things are just stagnant and we have kids around the same age every year, it's just like, okay, what's the new trend? What's?

Speaker 2:

the new electronic.

Speaker 1:

Let's just get them something. But now we have, like younger kids that we can buy them different fun things that we haven't purchased in like forever. Yeah.

Speaker 2:

We have little kid, baby stuff. Yeah, exactly, toddler, toddler and baby stuff.

Speaker 1:

And then people that have had babies that are buying houses like we just get to buy different gifts that we haven't had to buy. So, it's like kind of exciting it is.

Speaker 2:

I like it. I'm going to buy the holiday parties too.

Speaker 1:

Oh my gosh, that's the best part, the parties are the best. And then growing up as a kid, thinking back to Christmas Eve, christmas, new Year's Eve, thanksgiving wasn't like total party. It was good, it was great, but it wasn't like a party holiday in my opinion. But yeah, thinking about, like my grandparents, your parents, like you all would be older, so we would have family time, but then you guys would disperse out into the city and have your fun but, like my grandparents were still really good about making it a party for, like myself, your younger kids, it was still just so much fun, even as a kid. So it wasn't like, oh, when I grew up, I want to go out and party with everyone else. I already felt like I was having my own party.

Speaker 2:

It was awesome.

Speaker 1:

So, yeah, it's fun. I'm still kind of like continuing on with that tradition. Yeah, yeah, I love it, I love it.

Speaker 2:

So you were saying you're going to buy what?

Speaker 1:

So for sure, everyone's getting like toilet paper, paper towels. Wait for what? For like a functional, like gift. Get out of here. Yeah, I'm going to BJs and I'm stocking up on a bunch of shit Girl and I'm getting everyone will get like other gifts too, but I'm going to buy something practical like paper towels and toilet paper you are not showing up at my house with paper towels and toilet paper. Yes, I am, I will send you away.

Speaker 2:

What the heck there's nothing wrong with that I've never heard of that in my life. I have. When are you starting a new trend? I have.

Speaker 1:

I mean, there are tech talks about it and I was like oh, actually that's really smart.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, oh, I know I have not seen one. I'll have to look out for those. It's helpful.

Speaker 1:

And that's where I get my stuff. Like I don't get like a four roll of toilet paper, towels and toilet paper.

Speaker 2:

No, what I'm saying. No, you said, that's where I get my stuff, and we're talking about gifts giving no at BJs.

Speaker 1:

I get my stuff at BJs. But a lot of people don't. They'll literally buy like four rolls of toilet paper at like Target or something. I don't like you know, many times I'd have to go and buy toilet paper.

Speaker 2:

How many? What the fuck? You know how many days with four rolls of toilet paper last in this house. One Right, no, you have five people wiping asses in this house.

Speaker 1:

That's ridiculous. Yes, that's why I'm going to get everyone toilet paper and then all the people that come and visit and hang out. Oh my gosh, oh so we need like a lot of toilet paper. Yeah, you see. So I'm going to help you out, but you don't need to buy it for me for Christmas, I'm good.

Speaker 2:

Fine, I'm not going to buy it for you, then Okay, whatever, I can't wait to hit everybody's responses and reactions when you show up on there to a step with toilet paper and paper towels.

Speaker 1:

They're going to be appreciative when they're wiping their ass and cleaning their countertops. They're going to be like damn. I'm so excited that I have 20 rolls.

Speaker 2:

I have to strongly disagree.

Speaker 1:

Whatever?

Speaker 2:

Okay, whatever. So on a whole, nother note A shocker. When you think of Massachusetts, does the word chill come to mind. Chill as in zen, like chili.

Speaker 1:

Zet? No, absolutely not.

Speaker 2:

Well, I'll have you know that the Bay State recently did a survey.

Speaker 1:

Fucking surveys.

Speaker 2:

And we made top five on the list of most relaxed states. Actually, the Bay State made the top five list of most relaxed states in the nation.

Speaker 1:

I would like to know who they surveyed, because I would assume it's rich. Stay at home, moms.

Speaker 2:

Well, because sure you're chill. The recent report put New Hampshire at the top of the list as the most relaxed state followed by. Vermont, maine and Massachusetts.

Speaker 1:

Well, maine just had a mass shooting. So I wonder if they still think that that state is chill, that state has some work to do in terms of their gun control regulations and mental health assistance that they're offering to veterans. I digress, I guess, in that order. I would agree ish.

Speaker 2:

I definitely New Hampshire would be the most relaxed 100% Like. I crossed the line from Mass, new Hampshire, and I'm already like this is great, and then I'm there for two, three days, whatever, maybe longer from vacationing, and yeah, I don't want to come back.

Speaker 1:

No, the state models live for your die. How could it not be the most chill? I don't know about that.

Speaker 2:

I definitely don't want to live for you or die.

Speaker 1:

I want some great area in between there, so the report looked at like you're going to love this crime rate Okay.

Speaker 2:

Yeah right Next coverage.

Speaker 1:

Okay, yeah, that's unfair, but okay, disposable income. I knew it. I knew it.

Speaker 2:

And air quality.

Speaker 1:

Well, I mean, if you have a lot of forest area, then you have better air quality.

Speaker 2:

No shit.

Speaker 1:

Like I feel like it's kind of a jippy.

Speaker 2:

It's kind of a janky survey. Yeah, 100%, definitely a janky. Janky janky survey.

Speaker 1:

But also I feel like I don't need to survey people to put those in order that they are in to be categorized as most Like. I can tell you that without survey my thing with disposable income.

Speaker 2:

Fuck it where.

Speaker 1:

Where the fuck. That's what I mean. I feel like they're picking select places, like I don't think they I don't think they were surveying fucking Nashua in Manchester. I know they weren't In terms of forest acreage or whatever the fuck it was.

Speaker 2:

They drove right past those places. What To get? What To the relax disposable income Part that they could put number one on?

Speaker 1:

the list.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that's not very fascinating, but cool story, but Massachusetts was then yeah, whoever wasted the ink on that article. Kudos to y'all I don't even believe that, like I go into Boston just driving, nobody's zen in Boston.

Speaker 1:

It's awful, nobody's chilling in Boston no.

Speaker 2:

Everyone's like on 10. Yes, all the time. It's awful, I don't know Whatever Survey's trash.

Speaker 1:

Shocker.

Speaker 2:

It's not a weird article.

Speaker 1:

It's a weird survey poll.

Speaker 2:

I just thought it was funny, because you know how they said. You know that Massachusetts is top five for being chill, I mean.

Speaker 1:

I get it.

Speaker 2:

New Hampshire definitely is, probably it could be the most relaxing state. Yeah, I don't believe it's the most relaxing state.

Speaker 1:

No.

Speaker 2:

I'm sure there are other states out there that are probably more relaxing.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah, 100%, although I was reading an article on the FBI website and it was bank crime statistics from 2021. And it's actually kind of crazy how many bank robberies happen. So why this all started like how I started down this rabbit hole was I was curious to know what the percentage of bank robbers who get caught robbing banks was, and then somehow ended up on the FBI's statistics page. I didn't find the answer to my question, but in 2021, there was 1,700 bank robberies in the United States.

Speaker 1:

Wow 1,000 banks were robbed in 2021. Wow.

Speaker 2:

Isn't that crazy? That's crazy. That's a lot I can't believe. People are still robbing banks, Like are you stupid, like you have to be a really stupid person to even think about attempting that.

Speaker 1:

Yes, so, of course, this rabbit hole was accompanied by a short stint on Reddit Obviously, I live free on Reddit and there was one bank teller who said that someone went in, robbed the bank, didn't bring a bag to put the money in, oh my God. So this person robbed the bank of $10,000, $8,000 was found on the floor because he could only take what he could fit in his hands.

Speaker 2:

Oh my goodness, gracious.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, he's really an idiot Like how crazy is that?

Speaker 2:

No, that just sounds so stupid.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, it sounds. It sounds so wild.

Speaker 2:

It sounds like a story somebody made up.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, no.

Speaker 2:

It just sounds. You know what I mean. No, I believe it. That is so funny.

Speaker 1:

Yes, because you're so frantic and you just do it.

Speaker 2:

And you just want to get away. Oh my gosh, but damn, you're gonna rob a bank and you don't bring a bag. Yes, I mean, come on, at least grab like a shopping bag or like a grocery bag, something.

Speaker 1:

No, so for the highest race and gender, any guesses? Bank robbers yes.

Speaker 2:

Male or female Definitely, I would say male Correct.

Speaker 1:

By a massive landslide. So white males, of those 1,700 robberies, 700 were white males, 900 were black males.

Speaker 2:

Wow, I know it's pretty close.

Speaker 1:

And then I never really knew that the FBI published all of this information, but it's quite fucking fascinating. Do you know which day of the week is most?

Speaker 2:

popular to rob a bank. Let me guess the first, when everybody gets their Social Security checks in there. Oh, good question.

Speaker 1:

Like whatever, so in terms of disability, checks and all that that isn't on here but like a day of the week, so Monday.

Speaker 2:

Tuesday, Wednesday.

Speaker 1:

I'm gonna say maybe Wednesday, monday, really yes, why? I have no idea, I don't know.

Speaker 2:

They probably are smart for not putting in reasoning because then I'd start to theorize how I could rob a bank. They can't really give you all the information, yeah.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, but so 380 of those robberies took place on a Monday. Do you wanna know what time of the day is most popular to rob a bank?

Speaker 2:

I can tell you that I'm gonna say right around closing time yes, Okay so three to six PM.

Speaker 1:

Wow yeah, 456 robberies took place during that timeframe, wow.

Speaker 2:

I know this is so crazy. That is interesting.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, a lot of information.

Speaker 2:

I'm surprised they put that out there.

Speaker 1:

I know Save. That's why what I came across is I was like wait, is this real life? That is interesting, yep. 1600 of them took place at the counter, 40 of them took place at the vault or the safe.

Speaker 2:

That's brazen, that's like that takes planning For you to get that far into the bank. That takes.

Speaker 1:

that's a lot you have to encounter, like a lot of people. Yes, yes, there was one about here on like ATMs too, 254 ATMs were broken into. Wow, I know.

Speaker 2:

That is nuts so crazy. People are still doing that shit. Yeah, oh my God. Now I'm assuming they've all probably been caught in prison.

Speaker 1:

They don't know what they didn't say. No, I have to like look into it a little bit more.

Speaker 2:

I wish they had just posted, like 30% or 50% or 90% have been arrested and charged or whatever.

Speaker 1:

No Type of weapons used. So of course it says modus operandi, so not necessarily like what type of weapon was used, but giving someone a note happened 1100 times, oh my.

Speaker 2:

God, it's like it doesn't change, like no one's thought of a new way to do it, like, oh, we're going to do it the way they did it a million years ago.

Speaker 1:

Like wow, 42 times someone used an explosive. Oh, that's bad, that's crazy, 42 times.

Speaker 2:

42 people got creative, holy shit.

Speaker 1:

Three people died, 20 people were held hostage.

Speaker 2:

Wow Out of all those yeah, wow, yeah, well, that's good. I mean that's not good, but I mean these numbers on the lower side, right, you know so.

Speaker 1:

And then I'm trying to find the statistics about the armored trucks.

Speaker 2:

I found that to be really interesting too, they should have posted the amount of people who were, you know, charged and whatever they had to face criminal action, because then maybe if someone planned on robbing a bank and saw this information, they might think twice yeah no, totally. Because if the numbers on the higher side, if it's like 95%, they're probably gonna be like oh shit should I do this or should I not?

Speaker 1:

So the top states that were robbed were Arizona, colorado and California, so the West Coast had the highest number of incidents Wow Of bank robberies. Crazy that is crazy. In Massachusetts there was 58. Wow, not bad, that is nuts, yep. And then it was 26. 26 armored trucks were robbed Jesus.

Speaker 2:

Can you imagine? I can't. That's not crazy, like people. Oh my God, I look for this. Why would you do that, especially an armored truck, like isn't there a guy in the back with a guy?

Speaker 1:

Yes, yeah, and I mean again it's an armored truck. It's not like a regular old car, like what are you doing?

Speaker 2:

This isn't like. You know. That movie, the Town oh great movie.

Speaker 1:

That's what they did, right. They robbed armored trucks.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, and that took place. What in the late 70s, early 80s or something?

Speaker 1:

I don't remember.

Speaker 2:

So it's like it's just a different time. Oh yeah, you can't do that shit no more and think you're gonna get away with it.

Speaker 1:

Even like the handwritten note, it has DNA. You have handwriting analysis Like oh my God it just goes to show you how stupid people are.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, really dumb, they're really really dumb.

Speaker 1:

So the article on Reddit, a lot of people were like don't rob a bank, you have to do like cryptocurrency, you have to do essentially anything electronic. Just such funny stories in such crazy scenarios that people were putting on Reddit. And I also just want to put the disclaimer out there I was solely doing this research for this podcast. I have no intention of robbing a bank.

Speaker 1:

FBI for listening to this and I am involved in any sort of way or for whatever reason. You're going through my Google search history. I have no intention of robbing a bank.

Speaker 2:

So crazy, oh my God.

Speaker 1:

That is nuts.

Speaker 2:

That's a lot of good information.

Speaker 1:

I know.

Speaker 2:

Obviously we're unaware that was out there, so oh super cool. Here we are just being informative and making people aware. Yeah, don't rob a bank, nope. So do you know what we're? In California, we talked about the restaurants that were imposing a fee, a vomiting fee.

Speaker 1:

Yes, I unfortunately do remember that.

Speaker 2:

Well what? There are restaurants in Georgia that are imposing a $50 surcharge to loud families.

Speaker 1:

Okay. So, how are you going to tell someone that their child is being loud? Therefore, you're going to charge them an additional $50?.

Speaker 2:

I don't know, but they do it. That's gonna get ugly so real fast. They will add $50 to a family's bill for adults that are unable to parent their children.

Speaker 1:

Well, sometimes kids are just unruly.

Speaker 2:

Here's my thing If you take your child to a restaurant and your child has no home training, they're not a dog Home training, that's what I think of no Children need home training.

Speaker 2:

Home training means, for those of you that don't know they need basic life skills. They need to know how to say please and thank you. They need to know how to be polite in public places, like they need to learn that. So if your child does not have the proper home training to be out in public at a restaurant, then you do not take them out to that restaurant. And if they do, if you decide you're gonna take your child to that restaurant and your child's gonna act like a fool, then you deserve the $50.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I semi-agree. I also think like, just pick the restaurant wisely, pick a restaurant that's kid friendly, or Right, absolutely Go with help.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, and here's the thing that's a good point If you know your child isn't very well behaved in a restaurant, then you take them to one like that's really like a pizza place or like a really really McDonald's. I mean, take them to a super duper friendly, kid friendly place and don't take them to, you know, out back or tavern or Like you know not Travis Joe's. Like don't take them to a place where mostly adults frequent and are going to have out to have like a relaxing drink you know, nice dinner and just want like a moment to like chill.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, nobody wants to hear your child.

Speaker 1:

No.

Speaker 2:

Running around screaming, acting crazy. Nobody wants to hear it.

Speaker 1:

I would love to know, like, what the catalyst was for this, because for a lot of restaurants to get it on this and make it like an industry wide thing in that area, like what is wrong with kids in Georgia, like what is happening down there.

Speaker 2:

So apparently this there was one particular family that they were at a restaurant and they were joined by four other families. Oh, my gosh so there was 11 kids total at the table. That's a lot of kids and like when she got the bill and saw the $50 surcharge, she thought it was a joke.

Speaker 1:

I mean, that's not bad 50 bucks or a couple extra kids.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

And that's not 50 bucks per kid.

Speaker 2:

No, I think that's fine. Yeah, it was crazy, and yeah there was. Apparently there were several notes regarding etiquette and payment on the menu. Oh my gosh, that's crazy. So Gotta do, just gotta do. You know they want you know, like, being respectful to the staff was one of them, so yeah, so they ended up. All the kids range from three to eight. Yeah, that's rowdy ages. The parents said that they were very well behaved, but obviously there's no way. Restaurant. There's absolutely no way.

Speaker 1:

There's absolutely no way Disagreed and yeah. Yeah, maybe some of them were. But all those kids you know they had to have been like excited to see each other, excited to be out to eat. There's no way you can wrangle that many kids and tell me that they were sitting there perfectly fine, still well behaved quietly, no.

Speaker 2:

And the mother Sarich kinda get into it with the server and the server told her that they belonged at Burger King and not at that restaurant.

Speaker 1:

Exactly, exactly my point, exactly what we're saying. Oh my God, like just be mindful. Yeah, like what is happening. No, I agree.

Speaker 2:

You know, I know that kids they get tired and they get fussy and they have long days, just like we do. I get all that, but be mindful of that.

Speaker 1:

Absolutely.

Speaker 2:

You know you wanna take your kids out and have a nice meal with them. That's fabulous. I do it all the time with my kids. But if I know my kids in a way, I'm gonna look at my husband and go, hey, why don't we hang in tonight? Why don't we get takeout, you know, or see if we can find a sitter real quick and me and you can go out have a nice meal. I'm not gonna put, because here's the thing not only are you putting yourself and the people in that restaurant through it, you're putting your child through it and your child just probably doesn't wanna be there.

Speaker 2:

They're probably just tired. They're probably just you know, they're just it's just not it.

Speaker 1:

No, they're not gonna learn anything.

Speaker 2:

So yeah, I. Just people should be mindful, and you know, and you know, here's the thing. You get children. It's your life, your life revolves around children. You know what I mean. Like it's frustrating sometimes and you wanna do more than you can, but at the end of the day it is what it is. Yep. So that's my two cents. That is so crazy. I feel like every week, because a restaurant's imposing a Something, something surcharge for whatever Like it's. So nuts, I don't, they just throw this shit out there, it's like this is what we're doing.

Speaker 2:

You. Either you like it or you don't Not. Fuck off, go eat somewhere else.

Speaker 1:

I don't know what is coming next.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I don't either. It's nuts, absolutely nuts, oh my gosh, did you see?

Speaker 1:

I don't. So this is. I saw this maybe like a week, week and a half ago or so, definitely like immediately after we recorded our last episode. But Brittany is officially a New York Times bestselling author from her book Give me a fucking break.

Speaker 2:

Memoir, who isn't?

Speaker 1:

Yes, two good points there. One who is it Like? Being a New York Times bestselling author is so easy, and silly.

Speaker 2:

I feel like at one point that was like a very good thing Like that was such a high accolade. I was just gonna say that word. I was just gonna use that word Now, Like anybody can get it, Like every time I turn around. Someone wrote a book New York Times bestseller Right. It's like it's like when you're like a little kid and you go to school and you turn in your homework. They give you a little star. Here you go. Everybody gets a star Right.

Speaker 1:

You're not special.

Speaker 2:

Or like now, when kids play sports, there's no first, second, third place. It's now a participation.

Speaker 1:

Everybody gets a participation.

Speaker 2:

Like what the fuck.

Speaker 1:

Everyone has honorable mentions.

Speaker 2:

Fucking stupid. Oh my god.

Speaker 1:

So perletives for every single kid.

Speaker 2:

You know, I started writing a book and I hope I become a New York Times bestseller. I have a failing. I might, since it's like a thing. No, there's no way. You won't be, absolutely. I haven't finished the damn book in a couple of years now. Well, that's a good thing, though it shows that you're putting time and effort into it.

Speaker 1:

But that's so. That's my next point is that when I started to read that, I thought about her book, I thought about Jada Pickett Smith's oh my god. And I thought to myself aren't these people? And in my opinion, the answer is yes, but aren't these people too young for a fucking memoir?

Speaker 2:

Yes, like you still have so much to live through.

Speaker 1:

Right.

Speaker 2:

Like write your memoir when you're fucking 82.

Speaker 1:

Right, like it should be a work in progress. It should be something that you write for a very long time, I agree. So that the information is fresh, the emotion is fresh.

Speaker 2:

You're just constantly writing. So then, when you are in your 80s and 90s, and you're coming to the end of your life and you're ready to just kind of kick back, then you throw that shit out there. How can you have a fucking memoir in your 30s? Yeah, it's stupid, Like what it's stupid.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I think that's very strange, it is.

Speaker 2:

It's it's. It is Because you're right, it's your. You're like you still have. You've only lived half your life, right? So we're gonna write another memoir when you're 80, about the last 30 years.

Speaker 1:

And there's so many emotions, responses, like things that are coming about from the revelations that are in both of these books that I feel they could easily roll into like another book. So why not just have an interview or something, divulge this information? Well, don't call it a memoir, call it something else. Yes.

Speaker 2:

Yes, like call it Brittany as a young, brittany as a young girl.

Speaker 1:

Right or me, and you know when I was a kid, right birth to today.

Speaker 2:

Like I mean do something, young Brittany or you know what I mean teen Brittany or fucking whatever traumatized Brittany Cause that's what the book is all about Fucking trauma. Oh my God yeah.

Speaker 1:

They're both so crazy. They're both so crazy. And now Will Smith is doing interviews about so. I don't know if you've seen this yet, but I saw yesterday snippets almost like previews of an interview that he did recently with Salt and Peppa.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

And how he recounts with Peppa I forget her, like her government name their first date and how she had just broken up with Tretch from Naughty by Nature and so she was like newly single. He had just broken up with his oldest son's mother, so they were both single at the time and it was like a nice date or whatever, whatever.

Speaker 1:

So now, of course, post-Jada, like completely emasculating this poor guy everyone is like, oh my gosh, how cool would it be if the two of you rekindled in that first date. That kind of never really went anywhere. You guys were like a thing now and like, oh, this is crazy, shit it's happening and it's just like PR opportunity after PR opportunity after PR opportunity. It is crazy, I have to tell you.

Speaker 2:

I cannot stand Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith. Yeah, it's bad. I literally do every single thing to avoid reading anything about them. I don't like them as a couple, I don't. I just don't like them. I don't like how what he did that on the stage with Chris Rock. I thought that was, I thought I honestly, until it came out in the media that it was real, I thought it was like a pot of like a skit, Right, Okay.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

I thought he was. That was absolutely ridiculous and it just gave him a bad look, like he looked like a fucking moron doing that and you know, she kind of she was the one that kind of triggered that whole thing. But yeah, I don't, there's nothing about them that I can say. I enjoy.

Speaker 1:

And nothing For so long it wasn't. I won't even watch his movies that way. Yeah, I never, really.

Speaker 2:

yeah, I can't listen to any music that he's in. Yeah, I just I don't. I just I don't like it. I agree.

Speaker 1:

I think that for a long time they were kind of this. Like they weren't kind of, they were this very private couple. They flew under the radar. I feel like what happened? Their kids were gaining more popularity than them. Maybe that's what it was, I don't know.

Speaker 2:

The kids started to outshine them.

Speaker 1:

Like they just started to rip at the seams and everything that we didn't know about for the past 20 plus years. Like we know everything now and it's so awkward.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it's wild. It's crazy it's crazy and it's all like such terrible stuff.

Speaker 1:

Right, nothing good.

Speaker 2:

So terrible, it's nothing good. Embarrassing, it's shameful. It's nothing, nothing good.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, and it's not even done to like. I would understand if the book that she had written was more along the lines of like we were quiet for so long. Now we're no longer private, we want everything to be out in the public, and we're doing this so that people can learn from us.

Speaker 1:

Or like some. I wish there was something that the public could take away from it, but instead it's just like she's a seagull flying into like shit on him, and now she's like flying away doing her interviews, like I just don't understand. I don't understand the purpose of it all.

Speaker 2:

I don't know.

Speaker 1:

Like to clear the air, to clear your conscience. Like for what?

Speaker 2:

And then he's like I'm gonna stick by her side and support her through. Oh, shut up Like. You sound like such a fucking asshole like stop it. I don't think so. You're embarrassing yourself. This white woman is emasculating you. She's literally ripping you to shreds in the media and you're gonna go up there the next day and go. I will stick by her side. Blah, blah, blah, go fuck off.

Speaker 1:

What would you rather him do? Cause I disagree with you. So what would you rather him do?

Speaker 2:

I'd rather him say nothing say nothing Like talk about anything but her, because she's literally being an asshole to you.

Speaker 1:

You have to address it, and I think that I think his way of putting the kibosh on it, saying that he supports her, or whatever he said. I think that's fine.

Speaker 2:

No, I think he should just ignore it, and you can't ignore something like that.

Speaker 1:

Don't address it. You can't ignore the shit she was saying no, I would not address it.

Speaker 2:

Address it to her privately, but don't make yourself a total asshole in public and say you're gonna stand by her, no matter what, after she literally like shredded you. Yeah, come on, can you imagine. No, not in my business.

Speaker 1:

Can you imagine what their poor kids are going through? Oh my God, like four years, this has been going on.

Speaker 2:

Unless this is just all like a bunch of bullshit, it's just all an act and it's just them trying to get publicity and be in the public eye constantly. They're fucking old and their kids probably are aware of it all and their kids are probably like, yeah, go ahead. It's almost like they're doing like a fucking movie and the kids know everything that's happening.

Speaker 1:

I don't know, it's fucking weird.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I think it's weird Because a lot of private shit has come out and these kids hear all this shit. I mean they fucking. They're online Like give me a break. It's just the memes, the TikToks, all of the things. I don't like them. I don't like anything about them.

Speaker 1:

Post, all of this stuff is just so crazy and I hope it ends Like really soon. I do too I'm tired. I wish they just fucking go away. Yeah, I'm really tired.

Speaker 2:

Like goodbye, take a break.

Speaker 1:

They need to just kind of fade into the background, take a forever break.

Speaker 2:

Like they did for years and years and years. Like go back to that hole. You fucking crawled out from underneath that rock. I'm sorry that rock.

Speaker 1:

Take a forever break.

Speaker 2:

Do you know that black? Do you want to know a couple of facts about black, like your favorite color? Yeah, it technically isn't a color. What is it? Well, black contains no color. Black's opposite of white is the total of all colors of the visible spectrum.

Speaker 1:

Oh my God, this sounds like a bad math problem.

Speaker 2:

Scientifically speaking, black is the absence of light.

Speaker 1:

Okay, yeah, and because light is required for color.

Speaker 2:

black contains no color, so therefore is not a color.

Speaker 1:

So what's its like? Technical name, like what is black?

Speaker 2:

It's black, it's, you know, it's black.

Speaker 1:

If it's not a color, is it like a? So the black that we see is really is?

Speaker 2:

a reflection of very dark colors.

Speaker 1:

Okay, so I can't say my favorite color is black but, I can say my favorite reflection is black. Yeah, okay, I'm gonna start saying that. Yep, my favorite reflection is black.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it's not. It's linked to evil.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, black magic. I learned that in what's that Marvel guy?

Speaker 2:

Dr Strange. And it wasn't always the color for funerals, cause, oddly enough, black was too expensive, so people would actually dye fabric and they would dye it like white or brown, oh my gosh. Other colors yeah. So because black was a symbol of, about wealth.

Speaker 1:

Ah, awesome Interesting.

Speaker 2:

Yep, so black is not a color, the more you know yeah. I guess. But you know what else you wanna be taken and you're not going to because it's causing some serious issues. What Ozympic I do wanna take ozympic. People are hospitalized.

Speaker 1:

I know People are hospitalized, I know Well, because now people are like using it. You know what it is, you know what it is.

Speaker 2:

The crazy ways. It's not even that they're buying fake ozympic. Oh, yeah, cause like they're going online and they're just, these pharmacies are popping up, yeah, and they like these fake online pharmacies, mimic real pharmacy. Like you couldn't go on ozympic website and go on like a fake ozympic website and they look almost the same, so you have to know, obviously your shit right To know that you're not on a fake website, right?

Speaker 2:

I mean prices obviously would be a red flag, right? Cause like you can't just go online and buy ozympic, no, but then there's this fake website where they're selling it for $25. So clearly that would be the fake ozympic.

Speaker 1:

Right.

Speaker 2:

Well, people around the country are buying it up and using it and now they have like all these stomach issues and like all the shit's going on.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, it's bad, it causes like necrosis, like it's so bad. Yeah, so it's not meant to be used like long term for weight loss, so that's like number one problem, ding dong.

Speaker 2:

You know, I think it's funny how I was watching a show on Netflix and it was about doctors prescribing certain medicines, like, say, cancer medicine, yeah, and how they would get these doctors to prescribe this cancer medicine for, like migraines and stuff. It was wild, yeah, it was. I was like holy shit, and it's like the pharmaceutical company is getting paid off each script how many milligrams? And whatever. And then and they're getting paid like millions of dollars, yeah, so like now, they got to give these doctors like a kickback and all this stuff.

Speaker 2:

I was like whoa it's amazing.

Speaker 1:

It's a business, it is an absolute business, but it's illegal. Oh, absolutely, you know what I mean Absolutely.

Speaker 2:

It was just basically how these people, they would take these people, these pharmaceutical companies down. This was back, you know, probably in the 70s, early, I don't know. Yeah, it was a long time ago, because I don't think people operate like that the more. And if they did, boy, they go to jail.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, it's scary, for a long time it's so scary, rather than just spin off what aids a headache or a migraine from that medicine and make it something of its own. They don't want to do that because you have to do trials, you have to go through like the FDA, like all this shit.

Speaker 2:

And a lot of those meds that they're pushing, like fentanyl, yeah, like serious high doses of fentanyl. Yeah, and what they're saying is like oh, if the fentanyl can treat the cancer, it can treat the migraine. No, it can't, Because it's too strong and you're gonna end up like becoming addicted and then you're gonna dive a drug over this. But these pharmaceutical companies way back when not now, I hope, not now way back when they didn't care, they just wanted to push these drugs so they can make their fucking money.

Speaker 1:

Right.

Speaker 2:

Because they're making millions and billions of dollars. Yeah, oh, absolutely A lot of them got taken down, like over the years.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, it's crazy, because they pay fines and then they find loopholes and different ways to do the same shit.

Speaker 2:

No, they don't get like even the time in jail, like the show that I was watching, like, I think the owner of the company, like the CEO, the head of the whole company, he's like at like 16 months or something, yeah, he'd had to pay a lot of fines Of course. And billions of dollars whatever. But 16 months and, like thousands of people, overdosed on that medication that you were pushing.

Speaker 2:

It's awful, you were having your drug reps push yeah, you should have been in jail for life. 100%, you know. Yeah, it's crazy, it's scary, it really is.

Speaker 1:

Well, I think that's all we have time for today. Okay, let's go watch some football. Cool. Thank you for joining us on this wine and wine filled adventure. Remember that there should be no wine left behind in your glasses.

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